AAA TV Show (12/17/1999)

[Dark Match]: Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Abeja Africana beat Thunderbird 2 falls to 0:
x A. Africana beat Thunderbird via the Flying Splash in 0:02:47
x A. Africana beat Thunderbird via the Flying Splash in 0:06:10
Rating: 1/4*

Thunderbird gave his notice to AAA.  That tells you *all* you need to
know about this match.

[Dark Match]:
Mini Psicosis and Mewtwo defeated Mini Discovery and La Parkita when
Mewtwo pinned Mini Discovery with the Michinoku Driver in 0:15:03.
Rating: * 1/2

Very good match, with all four minis putting on a great show.  Mewtwo
pinned Mini Discovery with the Michinoku Driver, then challenged
Pikachu to a Mexican National Minis Title match at Guerra De Titanes!

Welcome to AAA TV, coming to you from Juarez, Mexico!  Five huge
matches tonight, including a lumberjack match, a chain match, and tons
more!  Plus, the *full* card for Guerra De Titanes will be announced
tonight!  Now, let's head to the ring for our first match - and it's a
big one!

MATCH #1: Histeria vs. Abismo Negro - AAA Caged Fury Tournament Losers
Bracket - SEMI-FINAL MATCH

Former Viper Abismo Negro takes on current Viper Histeria in this one.
Of course, Los Vipers are only composed of three members at this time,
so they aren't doing that much at the moment.  Still, there's a lot of
tension coming into this one, as the loser *must* put his mask on the
line at Guerra De Titanes against the loser of the Electro Shock/Perro
Aguayo match a little later on.  It's now or never.

Lockup, but Pentagon is distracting the referee right away...  OH!
That's why!  EL FAUL!  Abismo just leveled Histeria with a low blow,
and he's going to take control of this one right off the opening bell!
Front facelock by Abismo, as the referee turns around and begins to
call this one.  Abismo with a chokehold now, and Histeria's struggling
to get free...  But Abismo breaks at three.  Abismo picks Histeria up
and slaps him...  SPINNING POWER BOMB!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!
Abismo picks Histeria up, and tosses him into the ropes, but misses a
clothesline...  ABDOMINAL STRETCH BY HISTERIA!  Abismo's caught...
Oh, wait.  Abismo gets free, and slaps Histeria again...  KNEE TO THE
HEAD!  Abismo makes his way towards the ropes, and Histeria's coming
towards him...  Kick to the stomach by Abismo...  SNAP SUPLEX!  Abismo
tosses Histeria to the outside, and distracts the referee...  OH!
Pentagon just tossed Histeria right into the guardrail!  Pentagon
rolls Histeria back into the ring, and Abismo, cocky as ever, slaps
Histeria a few times in the face, and goes for the one-finger cover...
One...  two...  KICKOUT!  That was close!  Abismo whips Histeria into
the ropes...  SPIN KICK BY HISTERIA!  Both men are down, but Abismo's
getting to his feet first.  Abismo has Histeria set up for a power
bomb...  BACKDROP COUNTER!  Single-leg takedown by Histeria, who's
trying to fight back!  Both men exchange some punches, but Histeria
comes up on the winning end, and clotheslines Abismo!  Cover...
One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Abismo rolls to the outside, and he's
talking to Pentagon...  LOOK OUT!  ASAI MOONSAULT BY HISTERIA TO THE
OUTSIDE!  QUE MORTAL!  All three men take their sweet time getting up,
but Histeria tosses Abismo back in.  Jumping side kick by Histeria,
followed by a gutwrench suplex...  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!
Histeria isn't giving up yet...  POWER BOMB!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!
And...  Wait a second, Pentagon's distracting the referee again...
Histeria gets a boot to the ribs by Abismo...  OH, NO!  NO!!!  Abismo
has him up...  PILEDRIVER!!!  DAMN IT!  Abismo covers, and the referee
turns around...  Don't let it end this way!  One...  two...  THREE!!!
HISTERIA ADVANCES!  This...  Wait a second...  Tropicasas has run down
to ringside, and he's informing the referee of what happened, as we
take another look at that sickening move...  TROPICASAS RAISES
HISTERIA'S HAND!!!  Abismo and Pentagon can't believe it!  Histeria's
going to win via disqualification, and Abismo advances to the finals
at Guerra De Titanes!  However, Histeria still has to be stretchered
out...

Histeria defeated Abismo Negro by disqualification in 0:06:44.
Rating: * 1/2

MATCH #2: Magnum Tokyo, Matt Hardy and Rey Dragon vs. El Dandy, Moto
Cross and Ultimo Guerrero - ONE FALL

Time for...  HIGHLIGHTS!

- Ultimo Guerrero tries to hit Rey Dragon with a snap suplex soon
after the bell, but Dragon slides down his back, then hits a Victory
Roll for a near fall!
- Flying cross body press by Dragon for two on Guerrero.
- Matt Hardy comes in for a two-on-one, and hits Guerrero with an
inverted DDT, as Dragon splashes Guerrero...  FOR A TWO COUNT!
- Dragon misses a moonsault, and Guerrero takes advantage with some
stomps.
- Dragon tags in Matt Hardy soon after, however.
- Moto Cross runs in right afterwards, and hits Hardy with a back
suplex, letting Guerrero hit a flying bodypress for a two count.
- Enzuigiri by Guerrero gets two.
- Moto Cross and Guerrero hit Hardy with a double backdrop after a
tag, and Moto Cross then hits a jack-knife power bomb...  One...
two...  KICKOUT!
- Matt Hardy then counters with a series of punches to the head, and
tags in Dragon.
- Dragon hits Moto Cross with a clothesline, but runs into another
clothesline...  by El Dandy.
- Moto Cross makes the tag, and Dandy works over Dragon with a forearm
to the back, followed by some stomps.
- They brawl to the outside, and Dandy whips Dragon into the
guardrail...  AND GETS HIT WITH A PLANCHA BY MATT HARDY!
- Both men make it back inside, and Dandy hits a power bomb for a two
count.
- Dandy leaves the ring, and Moto Cross jumps in, but misses a
moonsault from the top rope!
- Dragon then takes him down with a springboard dropkick.
- Tag made to Magnum Tokyo.
- Dragon sets up Moto Cross on the top rope...  AND MAGNUM TOKYO HITS
A TOP-ROPE FRANKENSTEINER!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!
- Spin kick by Magnum Tokyo.
- Tokyo goes for a German suplex, but Moto Cross goes behind him, and
hits one of his own for a near-fall!
- Asai moonsault by Moto Cross for two.
- Double underhook suplex by Moto Cross, followed by a jumping side
kick, that sends Tokyo to the floor...  RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF EL
DANDY!  Dandy stomps away on Tokyo on the outside, but...  EL HIJO DEL
SANTO!  Santo is out, and he's brawling with El Dandy!  Santo and
Dandy are brawling to the back, and this could be a countout victory
for the tecnicos...  No, Moto Cross jumps into the ring to DDT
Dragon...  HARDY CUTTER BY MATT HARDY!  Neither of these guys are
legal, but the referee's going to count...  One...  two...  THREE!!!

Magnum Tokyo, Matt Hardy and Rey Dragon defeated El Dandy, Moto Cross
and Ultimo Guerrero when M. Hardy pinned M. Cross with the Hardy
Cutter in 0:09:40.
Rating: * 1/2

MATCH #3: Perro Aguayo vs. Electro Shock - AAA Caged Fury Tournament
Losers Bracket - SEMI-FINAL MATCH

This is going to be a great match...  Lockup, Shock whips Aguayo into
the ropes, but gets a shoulderblock for his efforts.  Perro chops
Shock, then goes for a dropkick, but Shock moves.  Perro gets right
back up, however, and hits Shock with a faceslam!  Aguayo plays to the
crowd, but Shock attacks from behind with a forearm to the back,
followed by some kicks.  Perro counters with a right hook, then hits
Shock with a bulldog...  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!  This time,
Perro does hit a dropkick, but waits too long to pick up Electro
Shock, and gets powerslammed...  BUT GETS RIGHT BACK UP!  Shock starts
to punch and chop Aguayo, but that just isn't working.  Perro
faceslams Shock, then takes him down with a vertical suplex!  A quick
series of clotheslines by Aguayo, followed by a Samoan Drop!  Perro
goes off the ropes...  WHAT A SENTON!  The cover...  One...  two...
NO!  Electro Shock gets his shoulder up!  Electro Shock rolls to the
outside...  SILLA BY PERRO!  Oh, my!  Perro tosses Shock back into the
ring...  HERE COMES ABISMO NEGRO!  Perro places Shock in the center of
the ring...  IT'S TIME FOR THE DOUBLE STOMP!  Aguayo runs off the
ropes...  AND GETS BELTED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CHAIRSHOT BY
ABISMO!  OH!  Perro's down on his knees...  SMALL PACKAGE BY ELECTRO
SHOCK!  One...  two...  THREE!!!

Electro Shock pinned Perro Aguayo after a small package in 0:06:03.
Rating: -** 1/4

WOW!  Perro gets up, realizing that he's lost the match...  Which
means that at Guerra De Titanes, in a cage match, Abismo Negro will
face Perro Aguayo...  IN A MASK VS. HAIR MATCH!  Will Abismo drop the
mask?  Will Perro have his hair taken from him for the second time
this year?  There's only one way to find out - AT GUERRA DE TITANES!

Speaking of which...  We take you now to backstage, where AAA Commish
Colin MacKinnon is standing by.

"Thank you.  Guerra De Titanes is happening NEXT WEEK, Friday,
December 24th, at Arena Mexico in Mexico City.  As it stands now,
barring any needed changes, here's the *full* card for Guerra De
Titanes!"

- In the main event, Blue Demon Jr. will put his Mexican National
Heavyweight Title on the line against Octagon!

- Two cage matches happening at once.  In one, Aguila and Discovery
square off in the AAA Caged Fury Tournament Finals, while in the other
one, Perro Aguayo takes on Abismo Negro in a Hair vs. Mask match!

- In a special Mixed Match, Xochitl Hamada and Pentagon will finally
face each other in a one-on-one encounter.

- Negro Casas leads Heavy Metal and Felino into battle against the
team of Gran Apache, Shocker and Shiiba in a six-man Elimination
Match!

- This match has just been made...  El Hijo Del Santo, Rey Misterio
Jr. and Magnum Tokyo will team up to face El Dandy, Jerry Estrada and
Black Warrior in a six-man tag team match!  El Texano was scheduled to
compete, but won't be able to make it, so Black Warrior volunteered to
take his place.

- Rey Dragon and Matt Hardy try to finish things with Moto Cross and
Ultimo Guerrero, in what should be a terrific match.

- Pikachu has accepted the challenge!  At Guerra De Titanes, it will
be Pikachu against Mewtwo in a one-fall match for the Mexican National
Minis Title!

- Finally, Kaori Nakayama will face a mystery opponent for the Mexican
National Women's Title.

"That's how the card looks, and I hope to see you there.  Oh, one more
thing...  As for the main event tonight?  Between
Santo/Casas/Misterio/Octagon and Demon Jr./Estrada/Apache/Pentagon?
I've decided to make it a Lumberjack Match!  Let's see what happens in
this one...  Thank you for your time, and I hope to see you at Guerra
De Titanes!"

MATCH #4: Felino and Heavy Metal (w/Negro Casas) vs. Shiiba and
Shocker (w/Gran Apache) - CHAIN MATCH

Well, this isn't a conventional chain match.  There is a chain in the
ring, and whoever has it can do whatever they want with it.  We
weren't in the mood for *that* much carnage tonight...

Before the match even starts, Casas and Apache go right at it!  Apache
nails Casas with a series of punches, but Casas fires back with some
of his own, and they end up on the outside!  Casas and Apache are
exchanging blows...  AND GOING BACKSTAGE?  I guess both teams are
alone here...  Anyways, Shocker and Felino lockup, with Shocker
hitting a dropkick, followed by a spinning headscissor takedown.
Another dropkick by Shocker, who proceeds to choke Felino with the
chain.  Shocker then WHIPS Felino with the chain, then hits a rana...
NO!  TIGER DRIVER BY FELINO!  He crawls over...  One...  two...
KICKOUT!  Shocker makes the tag to Shiiba, and Felino does the same to
Heavy Metal.  Metal with a spinning headscissor takedown on Shiiba
right away, followed by a series of chops in the neutral corner.  Boot
to the midsection by Metal...  AND A HUGE SPINEBUSTER SLAM!  One...
two...  KICKOUT!  Vertical suplex attempt by Metal is blocked, and
Shiiba counters with a spinning leg lariat.  Gutwrench suplex by
Shiiba gets two, and the tag is made, but Shocker finds himself on the
receiving end of a Felino spin kick!  Felino sets up Shocker while
Metal and Shiiba brawl...  OH!  FELINO JUST NAILED SHOCKER WITH A
TOP-ROPE POWER BOMB!  You have *got* to be kidding me!  Felino leaves
the ring, and Metal drops an elbow for the pin...  One...  two...
SHOULDER UP!  Vertical suplex by Metal, followed by a series of
armdrag takedowns.  Metal...  HAS THE CHAIN!  And he's choking the
life out of Shocker at the moment!  Shiiba runs in, but he gets belted
with the chain...  DROPKICK FROM BEHIND BY SHOCKER!  Shocker
clotheslines Metal with the chain, then hits a Frankensteiner...
One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Shocker with a belly-to-back suplex on
Metal, followed by a tag to Shiiba.  Vertical suplex by Shiiba,
followed by a Hotshot!  He's going for the cover...  One...  two...
NO!  NOT YET!  Shiiba's complaining about the speed of the count, but
as Metal gets up, he hits him with a crucifix, and the shoulders are
down...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Shiiba's complaining about that
count as well, but Metal rolls him up!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!
Metal with a bodyslam on Shiiba, and he has the chain...  HE'S CHOKING
SHIIBA WITH THE CHAIN!  Metal wraps the chain around Shiiba's
throat...  AND HITS HIM WITH A LEGDROP!  OUCH!  Shiiba is rolling
around on the canvas in pain, and Metal's not done...  ELBOWDROP TO
SHIIBA'S NECK!  Heavy Metal's snapped!  Metal rolls Shiiba out of the
ring...  AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE GUARDRAIL!  Felino and Shocker run
into the ring...  OOH!  What a wicked DDT by Shocker, and he's going
for the pin...  One...  two...  THREE!!!  That came out of nowhere!
Shocker and Shiiba steal a win!

Chain Match:
Shocker and Shiiba defeated Heavy Metal and Felino when Shocker pinned
Felino after a DDT in 0:10:00.
Rating: ** 1/2

Shocker and Shiiba bolt to the back, with Metal and Felino in hot
pursuit!

MAIN EVENT: El Hijo Del Santo, Negro Casas, Octagon and Rey Misterio
Jr. vs. Blue Demon Jr., Gran Apache, Jerry Estrada and Pentagon -
LUMBERJACK MATCH

Both teams are in the ring...  AND HERE COME THE LUMBERJACKS!  First
off, Tirantes, Tropicasas, and two other referees come out to maintain
order on the outside.  As well, we can clearly see a few security
guards near the entranceway.

First out are Felino and Heavy Metal, still looking dejected and angry
after their loss just a few minutes ago.

Next out are Shiiba (with a neck brace on) and Shocker, jumping up and
down, thanks to their win just a few minutes ago.  Felino sees Shiiba,
and Heavy Metal sees Shocker.  CUE THE FIGHT!

While those four lumberjacks brawl, Electro Shock comes down, followed
by Psicosis.  Next up is Histeria, followed by Perro Aguayo.  Aguila,
Rey Dragon and Matt Hardy come out together, and Moto Cross and Ultimo
Guerrero follow.  CUE FIGHT #2!!!  While that goes on, El Texano makes
his way out, and Abismo Negro follows to a *huge* negative reaction
from the crowd.

Wait a second...  That's only fifteen lumberjacks.  Who's number 16?

WHOA!

Xochitl Hamada runs out, and Pentagon immediately goes after her!
Tirantes and Tropicasas hold him back, and Xochitl heads to the other
side of the ring for her own safety.  Santo and Apache are left inside
the ring...  AND HERE'S THE BELL!

Santo goes for a rana right off the bat, but Apache counters with a
power bomb for two.  Flying senton by Apache gets two, as does
*another* power bomb!  Just 30 seconds into this one, Apache has the
advantage over Santo.  Santo tries to whip Apache into the ropes, but
Apache reverses, and clotheslines Santo.  Tag made to Estrada.  Flying
axhandle by Estrada on Santo, followed by a stiff chop in the corner.
Bodyslam by Estrada...  NO!  Small package by Santo...  TWO COUNT!
Estrada tosses Santo out of the ring, and here we go!  Abismo Negro
and Psicosis stomp away on Santo, then Abismo clotheslines Psicosis!
Shocker bodyslams Santo onto the floor, but gets jumped by Felino from
behind, and Aguila helps Santo back into the ring.  Estrada waits for
Santo to get up, but gets his punch blocked!  Santo fires back with a
series of punches, then a *huge* chop to Estrada's chest!  Tag made to
Negro Casas.  Back suplex by Casas, followed by a chop...  AND A
CLOTHESLINE TO THE OUTSIDE!  Here we go!  Perro Aguayo and Matt Hardy
stomp away on Estrada, and Xochitl Hamada comes over, booting Estrada
in the head!  All three roll Estrada back in, and Casas picks Estrada
right back up, nailing him with a series of punches to the face...
AND ESTRADA TAGS IN GRAN APACHE!  Apache did not want *this*...
CLOTHESLINE BY CASAS!  Apache gets right back up and goes for a
reverse neckbreaker, but Casas blocks it, and sends Apache into the
corner...  AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A BOOT!  Apache grabs Casas...  AND
TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO FELINO AND HEAVY METAL!  The referee
is furious with Apache, and he's warning him *not* to do that again!
Apache waits for Casas to come into the ring...  OH!  Abismo Negro
just clocked Casas from behind with a steel chair!  Perro grabs the
chair from Abismo's hands, and a fight is on!  Meanwhile, Apache hits
Casas with a dropkick, and clotheslines him for good measure.  Apache
sets Casas up in the corner...  MISSES A MOONSAULT!  Apache was going
for a high-risk move, but Casas moved out of the way!  Apache gets
right back up, and takes down Casas with a fireman's carry...  One...
two...  KICKOUT!  ...WAIT A SECOND!  Octagon and Blue Demon Jr. are
exchanging punches on the outside, and they've gone into the crowd!
They're not waiting until Guerra De Titanes!  Back inside the ring,
Apache hits Casas with a headbutt, then...  OOH!  Double underhook
faceslam by Apache, and that could be it!  Cover...  One...  two...
KICKOUT!  Casas is refusing to stay down!  Meanwhile, Octagon and
Demon Jr. are still brawling in the stands, and...  DEMON JR. JUST
RIPPED OFF OCTAGON'S MASK!  Octagon immediately covers his face, and
Demon Jr. takes advantage of the situation!  Wait a second...  The
bell just rang, and something's up...

"Ladies and gentlemen...  OCTAGON AND BLUE DEMON JR. HAVE BEEN
DISQUALIFIED FROM THIS CONTEST!  The match is now a six-man tag team
match!"

WHOA!  The officials are taking no chances with this one, and there's
only six men, and sixteen lumberjacks left!  Casas is reaching over...
TAG MADE TO MISTERIO!  Rey Misterio Jr. is in, and he tosses Apache
out of the ring!  Apache tries to walk out, but Perro Aguayo, Matt
Hardy, Aguila and Histeria are forcing him back in!  Apache enters the
ring, and Rey unloads on him with some punches and kicks.  Misterio
goes up top...  ASAI MOONSAULT BODYBLOCK!  A legdrop follows that, and
Misterio whips Apache into the ropes...  Misterio misses a kick...
CRUCIFIX!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Apache crawls over and tags in
Pentagon!  Pentagon comes in...  SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK BY MISTERIO!
Pentagon's down...  SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP!  Pentagon's getting hit with
the big moves right now!  Rey tosses Pentagon into the ropes...
FLYING CROSS BODY PRESS!  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!  The referee is
now trying to separate Blue Demon Jr. and Octagon (who has managed to
put his mask back on), who are now brawling at ringside!  OH!
Pentagon kicked Misterio in the groin!  EL FAUL!  Pentagon is now
taunting Xochitl, who is on the ring apron...  OH!  Pentagon grabbed
Xochitl, and he's going to deck her!  Pentagon has his fist raised in
the air...  MISTERIO ROLLS HIM UP!  REY MISTERIO JR. ROLLS UP
PENTAGON!  The referee runs back into the ring...  One...  two...
KICKOUT!  Rey tags in Santo, and they're pounding away on Pentagon, as
all hell has broken loose on the floor!  We have Demon Jr. and Octagon
brawling, Perro and Abismo fighting, Matt Hardy and Rey Dragon
scrapping with Guerrero and Moto Cross, and Shocker and Shiiba
clashing with Felino and Heavy Metal!  As for the other lumberjacks,
they're either fighting with the others, or trying to restore order!
Pentagon goes for a low blow on Santo, but Santo jumps away, and jumps
to the top rope...  TOPE!  What a move...  EL DANDY!  HE'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!  El Dandy's behind Santo, and he has a chair...
OH!  Santo falls to the ground like a brick!  Pentagon runs off the
ropes...  ASAI MOONSAULT!  Estrada's tagged in, and he hits Santo with
a somersault splash...  AND PULLS SANTO INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
What's he going to do?  CAMEL CLUTCH!  Santo's own finisher is locked
on, and Santo can't do a damn thing about it!  The referee's
checking...  AND CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!  ESTRADA HAS BEATEN SANTO WITH
HIS OWN FINISHER!!!

Blue Demon Jr., Gran Apache, Jerry Estrada and Pentagon defeated El
Hijo Del Santo, Negro Casas, Octagon and Rey Misterio Jr. when Estrada
made Santo Jr. submit to a camel clutch in 0:15:05.
Rating: ** 3/4

Estrada isn't releasing the hold!  Demon Jr. and Octagon are bloodied,
and it'll be even more intense next week!  Xochitl Hamada and Pentagon
are being held back by officials, and various other scraps have broken
out around the arena!  This could get worse before it gets better...
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK AT GUERRA DE TITANES!