[Dark
Match]: Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Abeja
Africana beat Thunderbird 2 falls to 0:
x
A. Africana beat Thunderbird via the Flying Splash in 0:02:47
x
A. Africana beat Thunderbird via the Flying Splash in 0:06:10
Rating:
1/4*
Thunderbird gave his notice
to AAA. That tells you *all* you need to
know about this match.
[Dark
Match]:
Mini
Psicosis and Mewtwo defeated Mini Discovery and La Parkita when
Mewtwo
pinned Mini Discovery with the Michinoku Driver in 0:15:03.
Rating:
* 1/2
Very good match, with all
four minis putting on a great show. Mewtwo
pinned Mini Discovery with
the Michinoku Driver, then challenged
Pikachu to a Mexican National
Minis Title match at Guerra De Titanes!
Welcome to AAA TV, coming
to you from Juarez, Mexico! Five huge
matches tonight, including
a lumberjack match, a chain match, and tons
more! Plus, the *full*
card for Guerra De Titanes will be announced
tonight! Now, let's
head to the ring for our first match - and it's a
big one!
MATCH #1: Histeria
vs. Abismo Negro - AAA Caged Fury Tournament Losers
Bracket - SEMI-FINAL
MATCH
Former Viper Abismo Negro
takes on current Viper Histeria in this one.
Of course, Los Vipers are
only composed of three members at this time,
so they aren't doing that
much at the moment. Still, there's a lot of
tension coming into this
one, as the loser *must* put his mask on the
line at Guerra De Titanes
against the loser of the Electro Shock/Perro
Aguayo match a little later
on. It's now or never.
Lockup, but Pentagon is distracting
the referee right away... OH!
That's why! EL FAUL!
Abismo just leveled Histeria with a low blow,
and he's going to take control
of this one right off the opening bell!
Front facelock by Abismo,
as the referee turns around and begins to
call this one. Abismo
with a chokehold now, and Histeria's struggling
to get free... But
Abismo breaks at three. Abismo picks Histeria up
and slaps him... SPINNING
POWER BOMB! One... two... KICKOUT!
Abismo picks Histeria up,
and tosses him into the ropes, but misses a
clothesline... ABDOMINAL
STRETCH BY HISTERIA! Abismo's caught...
Oh, wait. Abismo gets
free, and slaps Histeria again... KNEE TO THE
HEAD! Abismo makes
his way towards the ropes, and Histeria's coming
towards him... Kick
to the stomach by Abismo... SNAP SUPLEX! Abismo
tosses Histeria to the outside,
and distracts the referee... OH!
Pentagon just tossed Histeria
right into the guardrail! Pentagon
rolls Histeria back into
the ring, and Abismo, cocky as ever, slaps
Histeria a few times in
the face, and goes for the one-finger cover...
One... two...
KICKOUT! That was close! Abismo whips Histeria into
the ropes... SPIN
KICK BY HISTERIA! Both men are down, but Abismo's
getting to his feet first.
Abismo has Histeria set up for a power
bomb... BACKDROP COUNTER!
Single-leg takedown by Histeria, who's
trying to fight back!
Both men exchange some punches, but Histeria
comes up on the winning
end, and clotheslines Abismo! Cover...
One... two...
KICKOUT! Abismo rolls to the outside, and he's
talking to Pentagon...
LOOK OUT! ASAI MOONSAULT BY HISTERIA TO THE
OUTSIDE! QUE MORTAL!
All three men take their sweet time getting up,
but Histeria tosses Abismo
back in. Jumping side kick by Histeria,
followed by a gutwrench
suplex... One... two... SHOULDER UP!
Histeria isn't giving up
yet... POWER BOMB! One... two... KICKOUT!
And... Wait a second,
Pentagon's distracting the referee again...
Histeria gets a boot to
the ribs by Abismo... OH, NO! NO!!! Abismo
has him up... PILEDRIVER!!!
DAMN IT! Abismo covers, and the referee
turns around... Don't
let it end this way! One... two... THREE!!!
HISTERIA ADVANCES!
This... Wait a second... Tropicasas has run down
to ringside, and he's informing
the referee of what happened, as we
take another look at that
sickening move... TROPICASAS RAISES
HISTERIA'S HAND!!!
Abismo and Pentagon can't believe it! Histeria's
going to win via disqualification,
and Abismo advances to the finals
at Guerra De Titanes!
However, Histeria still has to be stretchered
out...
Histeria
defeated Abismo Negro by disqualification in 0:06:44.
Rating:
* 1/2
MATCH #2: Magnum
Tokyo, Matt Hardy and Rey Dragon vs. El Dandy, Moto
Cross and Ultimo
Guerrero - ONE FALL
Time for... HIGHLIGHTS!
- Ultimo Guerrero tries to
hit Rey Dragon with a snap suplex soon
after the bell, but Dragon
slides down his back, then hits a Victory
Roll for a near fall!
- Flying cross body press
by Dragon for two on Guerrero.
- Matt Hardy comes in for
a two-on-one, and hits Guerrero with an
inverted DDT, as Dragon
splashes Guerrero... FOR A TWO COUNT!
- Dragon misses a moonsault,
and Guerrero takes advantage with some
stomps.
- Dragon tags in Matt Hardy
soon after, however.
- Moto Cross runs in right
afterwards, and hits Hardy with a back
suplex, letting Guerrero
hit a flying bodypress for a two count.
- Enzuigiri by Guerrero
gets two.
- Moto Cross and Guerrero
hit Hardy with a double backdrop after a
tag, and Moto Cross then
hits a jack-knife power bomb... One...
two... KICKOUT!
- Matt Hardy then counters
with a series of punches to the head, and
tags in Dragon.
- Dragon hits Moto Cross
with a clothesline, but runs into another
clothesline... by
El Dandy.
- Moto Cross makes the tag,
and Dandy works over Dragon with a forearm
to the back, followed by
some stomps.
- They brawl to the outside,
and Dandy whips Dragon into the
guardrail... AND GETS
HIT WITH A PLANCHA BY MATT HARDY!
- Both men make it back
inside, and Dandy hits a power bomb for a two
count.
- Dandy leaves the ring,
and Moto Cross jumps in, but misses a
moonsault from the top rope!
- Dragon then takes him
down with a springboard dropkick.
- Tag made to Magnum Tokyo.
- Dragon sets up Moto Cross
on the top rope... AND MAGNUM TOKYO HITS
A TOP-ROPE FRANKENSTEINER!
One... two... KICKOUT!
- Spin kick by Magnum Tokyo.
- Tokyo goes for a German
suplex, but Moto Cross goes behind him, and
hits one of his own for
a near-fall!
- Asai moonsault by Moto
Cross for two.
- Double underhook suplex
by Moto Cross, followed by a jumping side
kick, that sends Tokyo to
the floor... RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF EL
DANDY! Dandy stomps
away on Tokyo on the outside, but... EL HIJO DEL
SANTO! Santo is out,
and he's brawling with El Dandy! Santo and
Dandy are brawling to the
back, and this could be a countout victory
for the tecnicos...
No, Moto Cross jumps into the ring to DDT
Dragon... HARDY CUTTER
BY MATT HARDY! Neither of these guys are
legal, but the referee's
going to count... One... two... THREE!!!
Magnum
Tokyo, Matt Hardy and Rey Dragon defeated El Dandy, Moto Cross
and
Ultimo Guerrero when M. Hardy pinned M. Cross with the Hardy
Cutter
in 0:09:40.
Rating:
* 1/2
MATCH #3: Perro
Aguayo vs. Electro Shock - AAA Caged Fury Tournament
Losers Bracket
- SEMI-FINAL MATCH
This is going to be a great
match... Lockup, Shock whips Aguayo into
the ropes, but gets a shoulderblock
for his efforts. Perro chops
Shock, then goes for a dropkick,
but Shock moves. Perro gets right
back up, however, and hits
Shock with a faceslam! Aguayo plays to the
crowd, but Shock attacks
from behind with a forearm to the back,
followed by some kicks.
Perro counters with a right hook, then hits
Shock with a bulldog...
One... two... SHOULDER UP! This time,
Perro does hit a dropkick,
but waits too long to pick up Electro
Shock, and gets powerslammed...
BUT GETS RIGHT BACK UP! Shock starts
to punch and chop Aguayo,
but that just isn't working. Perro
faceslams Shock, then takes
him down with a vertical suplex! A quick
series of clotheslines by
Aguayo, followed by a Samoan Drop! Perro
goes off the ropes...
WHAT A SENTON! The cover... One... two...
NO! Electro Shock
gets his shoulder up! Electro Shock rolls to the
outside... SILLA BY
PERRO! Oh, my! Perro tosses Shock back into the
ring... HERE COMES
ABISMO NEGRO! Perro places Shock in the center of
the ring... IT'S TIME
FOR THE DOUBLE STOMP! Aguayo runs off the
ropes... AND GETS
BELTED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CHAIRSHOT BY
ABISMO! OH!
Perro's down on his knees... SMALL PACKAGE BY ELECTRO
SHOCK! One...
two... THREE!!!
Electro
Shock pinned Perro Aguayo after a small package in 0:06:03.
Rating:
-** 1/4
WOW! Perro gets up,
realizing that he's lost the match... Which
means that at Guerra De
Titanes, in a cage match, Abismo Negro will
face Perro Aguayo...
IN A MASK VS. HAIR MATCH! Will Abismo drop the
mask? Will Perro have
his hair taken from him for the second time
this year? There's
only one way to find out - AT GUERRA DE TITANES!
Speaking of which...
We take you now to backstage, where AAA Commish
Colin MacKinnon is standing
by.
"Thank you. Guerra
De Titanes is happening NEXT WEEK, Friday,
December 24th, at Arena
Mexico in Mexico City. As it stands now,
barring any needed changes,
here's the *full* card for Guerra De
Titanes!"
- In the main event, Blue
Demon Jr. will put his Mexican National
Heavyweight Title on the
line against Octagon!
- Two cage matches happening
at once. In one, Aguila and Discovery
square off in the AAA Caged
Fury Tournament Finals, while in the other
one, Perro Aguayo takes
on Abismo Negro in a Hair vs. Mask match!
- In a special Mixed Match,
Xochitl Hamada and Pentagon will finally
face each other in a one-on-one
encounter.
- Negro Casas leads Heavy
Metal and Felino into battle against the
team of Gran Apache, Shocker
and Shiiba in a six-man Elimination
Match!
- This match has just been
made... El Hijo Del Santo, Rey Misterio
Jr. and Magnum Tokyo will
team up to face El Dandy, Jerry Estrada and
Black Warrior in a six-man
tag team match! El Texano was scheduled to
compete, but won't be able
to make it, so Black Warrior volunteered to
take his place.
- Rey Dragon and Matt Hardy
try to finish things with Moto Cross and
Ultimo Guerrero, in what
should be a terrific match.
- Pikachu has accepted the
challenge! At Guerra De Titanes, it will
be Pikachu against Mewtwo
in a one-fall match for the Mexican National
Minis Title!
- Finally, Kaori Nakayama
will face a mystery opponent for the Mexican
National Women's Title.
"That's how the card looks,
and I hope to see you there. Oh, one more
thing... As for the
main event tonight? Between
Santo/Casas/Misterio/Octagon
and Demon Jr./Estrada/Apache/Pentagon?
I've decided to make it
a Lumberjack Match! Let's see what happens in
this one... Thank
you for your time, and I hope to see you at Guerra
De Titanes!"
MATCH #4: Felino
and Heavy Metal (w/Negro Casas) vs. Shiiba and
Shocker (w/Gran
Apache) - CHAIN MATCH
Well, this isn't a conventional
chain match. There is a chain in the
ring, and whoever has it
can do whatever they want with it. We
weren't in the mood for
*that* much carnage tonight...
Before the match even starts,
Casas and Apache go right at it! Apache
nails Casas with a series
of punches, but Casas fires back with some
of his own, and they end
up on the outside! Casas and Apache are
exchanging blows...
AND GOING BACKSTAGE? I guess both teams are
alone here... Anyways,
Shocker and Felino lockup, with Shocker
hitting a dropkick, followed
by a spinning headscissor takedown.
Another dropkick by Shocker,
who proceeds to choke Felino with the
chain. Shocker then
WHIPS Felino with the chain, then hits a rana...
NO! TIGER DRIVER BY
FELINO! He crawls over... One... two...
KICKOUT! Shocker makes
the tag to Shiiba, and Felino does the same to
Heavy Metal. Metal
with a spinning headscissor takedown on Shiiba
right away, followed by
a series of chops in the neutral corner. Boot
to the midsection by Metal...
AND A HUGE SPINEBUSTER SLAM! One...
two... KICKOUT!
Vertical suplex attempt by Metal is blocked, and
Shiiba counters with a spinning
leg lariat. Gutwrench suplex by
Shiiba gets two, and the
tag is made, but Shocker finds himself on the
receiving end of a Felino
spin kick! Felino sets up Shocker while
Metal and Shiiba brawl...
OH! FELINO JUST NAILED SHOCKER WITH A
TOP-ROPE POWER BOMB!
You have *got* to be kidding me! Felino leaves
the ring, and Metal drops
an elbow for the pin... One... two...
SHOULDER UP! Vertical
suplex by Metal, followed by a series of
armdrag takedowns.
Metal... HAS THE CHAIN! And he's choking the
life out of Shocker at the
moment! Shiiba runs in, but he gets belted
with the chain...
DROPKICK FROM BEHIND BY SHOCKER! Shocker
clotheslines Metal with
the chain, then hits a Frankensteiner...
One... two...
KICKOUT! Shocker with a belly-to-back suplex on
Metal, followed by a tag
to Shiiba. Vertical suplex by Shiiba,
followed by a Hotshot!
He's going for the cover... One... two...
NO! NOT YET!
Shiiba's complaining about the speed of the count, but
as Metal gets up, he hits
him with a crucifix, and the shoulders are
down... One...
two... KICKOUT! Shiiba's complaining about that
count as well, but Metal
rolls him up! One... two... KICKOUT!
Metal with a bodyslam on
Shiiba, and he has the chain... HE'S CHOKING
SHIIBA WITH THE CHAIN!
Metal wraps the chain around Shiiba's
throat... AND HITS
HIM WITH A LEGDROP! OUCH! Shiiba is rolling
around on the canvas in
pain, and Metal's not done... ELBOWDROP TO
SHIIBA'S NECK! Heavy
Metal's snapped! Metal rolls Shiiba out of the
ring... AND WHIPS
HIM INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Felino and Shocker run
into the ring... OOH!
What a wicked DDT by Shocker, and he's going
for the pin... One...
two... THREE!!! That came out of nowhere!
Shocker and Shiiba steal
a win!
Chain
Match:
Shocker
and Shiiba defeated Heavy Metal and Felino when Shocker pinned
Felino
after a DDT in 0:10:00.
Rating:
** 1/2
Shocker and Shiiba bolt to
the back, with Metal and Felino in hot
pursuit!
MAIN EVENT: El
Hijo Del Santo, Negro Casas, Octagon and Rey Misterio
Jr. vs. Blue
Demon Jr., Gran Apache, Jerry Estrada and Pentagon -
LUMBERJACK MATCH
Both teams are in the ring...
AND HERE COME THE LUMBERJACKS! First
off, Tirantes, Tropicasas,
and two other referees come out to maintain
order on the outside.
As well, we can clearly see a few security
guards near the entranceway.
First out are Felino and
Heavy Metal, still looking dejected and angry
after their loss just a
few minutes ago.
Next out are Shiiba (with
a neck brace on) and Shocker, jumping up and
down, thanks to their win
just a few minutes ago. Felino sees Shiiba,
and Heavy Metal sees Shocker.
CUE THE FIGHT!
While those four lumberjacks
brawl, Electro Shock comes down, followed
by Psicosis. Next
up is Histeria, followed by Perro Aguayo. Aguila,
Rey Dragon and Matt Hardy
come out together, and Moto Cross and Ultimo
Guerrero follow. CUE
FIGHT #2!!! While that goes on, El Texano makes
his way out, and Abismo
Negro follows to a *huge* negative reaction
from the crowd.
Wait a second... That's only fifteen lumberjacks. Who's number 16?
WHOA!
Xochitl Hamada runs out,
and Pentagon immediately goes after her!
Tirantes and Tropicasas
hold him back, and Xochitl heads to the other
side of the ring for her
own safety. Santo and Apache are left inside
the ring... AND HERE'S
THE BELL!
Santo goes for a rana right
off the bat, but Apache counters with a
power bomb for two.
Flying senton by Apache gets two, as does
*another* power bomb!
Just 30 seconds into this one, Apache has the
advantage over Santo.
Santo tries to whip Apache into the ropes, but
Apache reverses, and clotheslines
Santo. Tag made to Estrada. Flying
axhandle by Estrada on Santo,
followed by a stiff chop in the corner.
Bodyslam by Estrada...
NO! Small package by Santo... TWO COUNT!
Estrada tosses Santo out
of the ring, and here we go! Abismo Negro
and Psicosis stomp away
on Santo, then Abismo clotheslines Psicosis!
Shocker bodyslams Santo
onto the floor, but gets jumped by Felino from
behind, and Aguila helps
Santo back into the ring. Estrada waits for
Santo to get up, but gets
his punch blocked! Santo fires back with a
series of punches, then
a *huge* chop to Estrada's chest! Tag made to
Negro Casas. Back
suplex by Casas, followed by a chop... AND A
CLOTHESLINE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Here we go! Perro Aguayo and Matt Hardy
stomp away on Estrada, and
Xochitl Hamada comes over, booting Estrada
in the head! All three
roll Estrada back in, and Casas picks Estrada
right back up, nailing him
with a series of punches to the face...
AND ESTRADA TAGS IN GRAN
APACHE! Apache did not want *this*...
CLOTHESLINE BY CASAS!
Apache gets right back up and goes for a
reverse neckbreaker, but
Casas blocks it, and sends Apache into the
corner... AND RUNS
RIGHT INTO A BOOT! Apache grabs Casas... AND
TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP
ROPE ONTO FELINO AND HEAVY METAL! The referee
is furious with Apache,
and he's warning him *not* to do that again!
Apache waits for Casas to
come into the ring... OH! Abismo Negro
just clocked Casas from
behind with a steel chair! Perro grabs the
chair from Abismo's hands,
and a fight is on! Meanwhile, Apache hits
Casas with a dropkick, and
clotheslines him for good measure. Apache
sets Casas up in the corner...
MISSES A MOONSAULT! Apache was going
for a high-risk move, but
Casas moved out of the way! Apache gets
right back up, and takes
down Casas with a fireman's carry... One...
two... KICKOUT!
...WAIT A SECOND! Octagon and Blue Demon Jr. are
exchanging punches on the
outside, and they've gone into the crowd!
They're not waiting until
Guerra De Titanes! Back inside the ring,
Apache hits Casas with a
headbutt, then... OOH! Double underhook
faceslam by Apache, and
that could be it! Cover... One... two...
KICKOUT! Casas is
refusing to stay down! Meanwhile, Octagon and
Demon Jr. are still brawling
in the stands, and... DEMON JR. JUST
RIPPED OFF OCTAGON'S MASK!
Octagon immediately covers his face, and
Demon Jr. takes advantage
of the situation! Wait a second... The
bell just rang, and something's
up...
"Ladies and gentlemen...
OCTAGON AND BLUE DEMON JR. HAVE BEEN
DISQUALIFIED FROM THIS CONTEST!
The match is now a six-man tag team
match!"
WHOA! The officials
are taking no chances with this one, and there's
only six men, and sixteen
lumberjacks left! Casas is reaching over...
TAG MADE TO MISTERIO!
Rey Misterio Jr. is in, and he tosses Apache
out of the ring! Apache
tries to walk out, but Perro Aguayo, Matt
Hardy, Aguila and Histeria
are forcing him back in! Apache enters the
ring, and Rey unloads on
him with some punches and kicks. Misterio
goes up top... ASAI
MOONSAULT BODYBLOCK! A legdrop follows that, and
Misterio whips Apache into
the ropes... Misterio misses a kick...
CRUCIFIX! One...
two... KICKOUT! Apache crawls over and tags in
Pentagon! Pentagon
comes in... SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK BY MISTERIO!
Pentagon's down...
SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP! Pentagon's getting hit with
the big moves right now!
Rey tosses Pentagon into the ropes...
FLYING CROSS BODY PRESS!
One... two... SHOULDER UP! The referee is
now trying to separate Blue
Demon Jr. and Octagon (who has managed to
put his mask back on), who
are now brawling at ringside! OH!
Pentagon kicked Misterio
in the groin! EL FAUL! Pentagon is now
taunting Xochitl, who is
on the ring apron... OH! Pentagon grabbed
Xochitl, and he's going
to deck her! Pentagon has his fist raised in
the air... MISTERIO
ROLLS HIM UP! REY MISTERIO JR. ROLLS UP
PENTAGON! The referee
runs back into the ring... One... two...
KICKOUT! Rey tags
in Santo, and they're pounding away on Pentagon, as
all hell has broken loose
on the floor! We have Demon Jr. and Octagon
brawling, Perro and Abismo
fighting, Matt Hardy and Rey Dragon
scrapping with Guerrero
and Moto Cross, and Shocker and Shiiba
clashing with Felino and
Heavy Metal! As for the other lumberjacks,
they're either fighting
with the others, or trying to restore order!
Pentagon goes for a low
blow on Santo, but Santo jumps away, and jumps
to the top rope...
TOPE! What a move... EL DANDY! HE'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
El Dandy's behind Santo, and he has a chair...
OH! Santo falls to
the ground like a brick! Pentagon runs off the
ropes... ASAI MOONSAULT!
Estrada's tagged in, and he hits Santo with
a somersault splash...
AND PULLS SANTO INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
What's he going to do?
CAMEL CLUTCH! Santo's own finisher is locked
on, and Santo can't do a
damn thing about it! The referee's
checking... AND CALLS
FOR THE BELL!!! ESTRADA HAS BEATEN SANTO WITH
HIS OWN FINISHER!!!
Blue
Demon Jr., Gran Apache, Jerry Estrada and Pentagon defeated El
Hijo
Del Santo, Negro Casas, Octagon and Rey Misterio Jr. when Estrada
made
Santo Jr. submit to a camel clutch in 0:15:05.
Rating:
** 3/4
Estrada isn't releasing the
hold! Demon Jr. and Octagon are bloodied,
and it'll be even more intense
next week! Xochitl Hamada and Pentagon
are being held back by officials,
and various other scraps have broken
out around the arena!
This could get worse before it gets better...
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK AT GUERRA
DE TITANES!