[Dark Match]: Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Nemesis beat Thunderbird 2 falls to 0:
x Nemesis beat Thunderbird via an armbar submission in 0:00:34
x Nemesis beat Thunderbird via a ropeflip moonsault in 0:05:20
Rating: * 3/4

Thunderbird looked hurt right at the start, as Nemesis slapped on an
armbar submission for the win in the first fall.  Thunderbird tried to
recover after that, but he looked pretty sloppy, and Nemesis made him
pay with a nice ropeflip moonsault for the second fall and the win.

[Dark Match]: Triangle Match:
Ludxor defeated Picudo and Fugaz:
x Ludxor beat Fugaz via the Top Rope Headscissors in 0:16:53
x Ludxor beat Picudo via a small package in 0:21:36
Rating: 1/4*

This one went *far* too long.  Ludxor finally took care of Fugaz with
the Top Rope Headscissors for the first elimination, then after Picudo
dominated him for a few minutes, Ludxor got the pin out of nowhere
with a small package.  Not very good.

Welcome to AAA TV, as we come to you once again from Acapulco, Mexico.
Six huge matches tonight, so let's get right to the action!

MATCH #1: Pikachu, La Parkita and Mini Discovery vs. Mewtwo, Mini
Abismo Negro and Mini Psicosis - ONE FALL

Lockup, Mini Discovery immediately takes control and tosses Mini Psic
out of the ring...  TOPE SUICIDA!  Already!  Jumping side kick from
Mini Discovery as soon as Mini Psic gets up, but the mini rudo gets
some revenge by whipping Mini Discovery into the steel steps!  Back
inside, the tag is made to Mewtwo, but Parkita comes in, and Mewtwo
gets rocked with a double elbowsmash.  Mini Discovery then hits Mewtwo
with a dropkick, and gets a two count.  Both minis go into a neutral
corner and trade some chops with each other, until Mewtwo takes Mini
Discovery down with a single-leg takedown.  Japanese armdrag takedown
by Mewtwo, followed by a spinning leg lariat.  More chops by Mewtwo,
who follows up with a nice spinning headscissor takedown.  Mewtwo
whips Mini Discovery into the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and hits a
rana for a two count.  Armbar submission now by Mewtwo, and Mini
Discovery's trying to reach the ropes...  HE DOES!  Mini Discovery
fires back with some punches and kicks, stunning Mewtwo, and whips him
into the ropes for a backdrop...  NO!  Sunset flip by Mewtwo...
One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Mewtwo goes over and tags Mini Abismo in.
Mini Abismo goes to pick up Mini Discovery, but gets two punches to
the midsection for his efforts.  Mini Discovery slaps Mini Abismo, and
gets a gutwrench suplex for his efforts!  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!
Mini Abismo sets up Mini Discovery...  SCORPION DEATHLOCK!  Mini
Discovery's been through a lot of punishment in this one, and he's
going for the ropes...  Almost there...  HE REACHES THE ROPES!  Mini
Abismo goes into the ropes, but Mini Discovery ducks a clothesline,
and counters with one of his own!  Both men are down, and Mini
Discovery needs to make a tag...  HE DOES!  PIKACHU IS IN!  Down goes
Mini Abismo!  Down goes Mini Psic!  Mewtwo isn't even coming into the
ring!  Mini Abismo's up...  VERTICAL SUPLEX!  Pikachu stuns Mini
Abismo with a dropkick, and sends his shoulders down to the mat with a
backslide...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Pikachu's going up top...
HERE WE GO!  ...NO!  Pikachu was going for the Pika-Sault, but Mewtwo
dropkicked him off the top rope!  Mini Abismo hooks on to Pikachu...
OOH!  What a vicious German Suplex!  One...  two...  THREE!

Mewtwo, Mini Abismo Negro and Mini Psicosis defeated Pikachu, La
Parkita and Mini Discovery when Mini Abismo pinned Pikachu with the
German Suplex in 0:07:31. Pikachu suffered a neck injury. He will be
out for approximately 1 week.
Rating: 3/4*

That German suplex was vicious!  Pikachu needed to be helped to the
back, and will be out of action until Guerra De Titanes, it seems.
Mewtwo looked on, and laughed at Pikachu's misfortune, as we headed to
the next match.

MATCH #2: Rey Dragon, Matt Hardy and Mr. Niebla vs. Ultimo Guerrero,
Moto Cross and Maniaco - 2/3 FALL MATCH

First fall: Well, this didn't take long.  The rudos attacked the
tecnicos before the bell, and after Matt Hardy and Rey Dragon were
taken care of, the rudos stomped away on Mr. Niebla.  This went on for
about half a minute, until Ultimo Guerrero hit the Reverse Superplex,
and all three rudos covered Niebla for the pin.  Rudos up 1-0.

Second fall: This should be more interesting.  Niebla and Guerrero
start off after all the carnage is taken care of.  Niebla seems to
have recovered nicely, as he dropkicks Guerrero right off the opening
bell.  Guerrero tags right out to Moto Cross, who hits Niebla with a
power bomb for a two count.  Moto Cross goes for another one, but
Niebla rolls him up...  TWO COUNT!  Chops by Niebla, leading to a
front facelock, which Moto Cross escapes from.  Niebla then continues
his quick attack with a flying sunset flip...  TWO COUNT!  Slingshot
by Niebla...  TWO COUNT!  Niebla...  Aw, this is cute.  He tied up
Moto Cross like he usually does to opponents, then strikes a nice
little pose over him.  Goofy Lucha Move #350.  Anyways, Hardy comes
in, and they take Moto Cross down with a double dropkick.  Kick to the
midsection by Niebla, followed by a bodyslam.  Niebla sets up Moto
Cross...  Oh...  FRANKENSTEINER!  This could be the end of the fall!
One...  two...  ULTIMO GUERERO WITH THE SAVE!  Niebla tags in Rey
Dragon, and Guerrero bails!  Moto Cross ducks a double clothesline
attempt by the tecnicos...  AND HITS THEM WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
Moto Cross sets up Rey Dragon...  Looks like a jack-knife power
bomb...  OOH!  It is!  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!  Moto Cross whips
Dragon into the ropes...  TAG MADE TO MATT HARDY!  Hardy opens up with
some kicks to Moto Cross' ribs, then hits a MOONSAULT BODYBLOCK!
One...  two...  HE GOT HIM!  NO!  TWO COUNT!  Hardy picks him up for a
bodyslam, but Moto Cross counters with a elbowsmash, and sets Hardy up
for a jack-knife power bomb...  Can't quite get him up, and Hardy
clotheslines Moto Cross over the top rope!  Matt runs off the ropes...
OH!  MISSES A TOPE AND HITS THE FLOOR!  OUCH!  Moto Cross slams
Hardy's head into the guardrail, and tosses him back into the ring...
Cover...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Moto Cross sets Hardy up on the
top rope...  TOP-ROPE FRANKENSTEINER!  One...  two...  FOOT ON THE
ROPES!  Moto Cross can't believe it!  Bodyslam by Moto Cross, followed
by a legdrop...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Moto Cross climbs to the
top again...  MISSES A MOONSAULT!  Both men are down!  They're getting
back up to their feet...  Hardy connects with a punch!  And another!
And another!  Moto Cross is dazed, and Matt Hardy...  ASAI MOONSAULT!
QUE MORTAL!  Moto Cross gets up, but he's wobbly...  HARDY CUTTER!!!
That's it!  The cover...  One...  two...  THREE!!!  TECNICOS TIE IT
UP!

Third fall: All six men are brawling when the bell rings here, and
Hardy connects with an inverted atomic drop on Moto Cross in the
middle of all this.  Matt Hardy hits Moto Cross with a front-layout
suplex...  MOTO CROSS IS ROLLING AROUND ON THE GROUND!  FAKE FAUL!
The referee's checking...  NO!  The referee's ordering the match to
continue!  Moto Cross, still acting like he has the wind taken out of
him, tags in Guerrero, but Rey Dragon dropkicks him from behind!
Hardy takes down Guerrero with a rana, then goes for a Michinoku
Driver, but Guerrero blocks it.  Hardy goes for a rana again, but
Guerrero catches him...  POWER BOMB!  One...  two...  REY DRAGON WITH
THE SAVE!  The referee orders Dragon back to his corner, as the rudos
stomp away on Hardy!  Ultimo Guerrero goes off the ropes...  FLYING
CLOTHESLINE!  That should do it, but the referee's still occupied...
Ultimo Guerrero picks up Matt Hardy...  HARDY CUTTER!!!  OUT OF
NOWHERE!  The referee turns around, and Hardy has an arm over
Guerrero...  One...  two...  THREE!!!  THE TECNICOS WIN IT!

Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Rey Dragon, Matt Hardy and Mr. Niebla beat Ultimo Guerrero, Moto Cross
and Maniaco 2 falls to 1:
x U. Guerrero beat Mr. Niebla via the Reverse Superplex in 0:01:30
x M. Hardy beat M. Cross via the Hardy Cutter in 0:11:07
x M. Hardy beat U. Guerrero via the Hardy Cutter in 0:14:01
Rating: **

Hardy and Dragon brawled with Guerrero and Moto Cross afterwards,
until officials broke up the brawl.

Now, it's time for the AAA Caged Fury Tournament Group 1 and 2 finals!

MATCH #3: Discovery vs. Brazo De Oro - AAA Caged Fury Tournament -
GROUP 1 FINAL

Lockup, with Discovery taking the advantage and taking down Oro with
spinning headscissors.  Discovery then slammed Oro's face into the
cage, and followed up with a nice spin kick that caught Oro on the
side of the head.  Rana by Discovery, followed by a spinning
backbreaker...  NO!  Nice elbowsmash counter by Oro, who follows up
with a spinning headscissor takedown.  Oro whips Discovery into the
ropes, but gets caught and dropped with a powerslam!  Discovery goes
to lock on a figure-four, but Oro grabs onto the ropes to prevent
that.  Discovery picks up Oro, but gets a rana for his troubles, and
Oro goes up top...  MISSILE DROPKICK!  Armdrag takedown by Oro,
followed by a spin kick!  Oro goes for a clothesline, but Discovery
ducks and lands a stiff kick to Oro's back.  Oro goes up to the top
rope...  BUT SLIPS AND FALLS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!  Discovery leaps up
top...  TOP-ROPE RANA!  Down goes Oro!  Discovery's on fire here!  He
sets up Oro in the corner, and lands a series of chops to the chest,
but Oro's trying to fight back with some right hands.  Oro finally
kicks Discovery away from him, and springs off the ropes...  BUT
MISSES A DROPKICK!  Discovery goes over to Oro...  OCTOPUS HOLD!
Oro's trapped!  Will he submit?  Maybe...  YES!!!  ORO SUBMITS!!!
DISCOVERY IS THROUGH TO THE FINALS!

Submission Cage Match:
Discovery made Brazo De Oro submit to an octopus hold in 0:05:43.
Rating: * 1/2

MATCH #4: Aguila vs. Gran Apache - AAA Caged Fury Tournament - GROUP 2
FINAL

Shiiba and Shocker came to the ring as soon as the bell rung - and
that didn't bode well for Aguila.  Distracted, he was hit with an
Apache reverse neckbreaker right off the bat!  Apache pounded away on
Aguila with some blows to the back, followed by a nice fireman's
carry.  Back suplex by Apache, followed by a bow-and-arrow submission
hold.  Despite being in trouble for the first part of this one, Aguila
managed to fight his way out of the hold.  Aguila then took Apache
down with a Japanese armdrag takedown, and slapped on an armbar
submission.  Apache managed to reach the ropes easily, and sent Aguila
crashing to the mat with a *wicked* jumping neck snap.  Apache then
went to the top rope...  FLYING SENTON!  That might do it!  Single leg
takedown by Apache, followed by an armlock leglock submission hold.
Aguila's struggling to reach the ropes...  HE DOES!  Apache can't
believe it!  Apache tosses Aguila into the ropes...  SPIN KICK!
Apache staggers into the ropes, but ducks an Aguila clothesline and
whips him into the ropes again...  AGUILA CATCHES THE ROPES!
SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!  Apache goes down!  Aguila picks Apache up, and
takes him down with a rana!  Clothesline by Aguila, followed by a
*huge* bodyslam!  Aguila pulls Apache into the corner, and climbs up
to the top rope...  NO!  Aguila's climbing up to the top of the cage!
But so is Shiiba!  Aguila's on the top of the cage, but Shiiba's right
behind him...  SHIIBA GRABS AGUILA FROM BEHIND!  Both men are trying
to keep their balance on the cage, and Shiiba's trying to toss Aguila
off...  AGUILA KICKS SHIIBA IN THE GROIN!!!  EL FAUL!  SHIIBA FALLS
ONTO THE TOP OF THE CAGE!  Aguila grabs Shiiba...  AND TOSSES HIM ONTO
GRAN APACHE!!!  WOW!  Aguila's up top...  PLANCHA ONTO THE RUDOS!
Aguila takes his time getting up, but he grabs Apache...  OCTOPUS
HOLD!  Apache's struggling...  HE TAPS!!!  APACHE TAPS!!!  AGUILA
TAKES ON DISCOVERY IN THE CAGED FURY TOURNAMENT FINAL!!!

Non-Title-Submission Cage Match:
Aguila made Gran Apache submit to a dragon sleeper in 0:07:20.
Rating: * 1/2

Aguila exits the cage after the match, as Shocker runs into the ring
to check on his teammates.  Apache and Shiiba look pretty dazed, but
that doesn't really matter - Aguila will face Discovery in the finals
at Guerra De Titanes!

And now...

(Cut to your favorite AAA Commissioner, Colin MacKinnon, sitting in
his office, playing Game Boy.)

"Come on...  Come on...  DAMN!  *notices the camera, and puts the Game
Boy away*  Ah!  Hello, all.  Once again, it's your favorite AAA
Commish and all around nice guy - moi - here to set some stuff
straight right here, right now.  First off, I've signed another match
for Guerra De Titanes.  At Guerra De Titanes, we will have a six-man
Elimination Match!  Negro Casas, Heavy Metal and Felino will face Gran
Apache, Shocker and Shiiba!  May the best team win.  And now..."

(Pentagon barges into Colin's office, looking very pissed...)

Pentagon: You...  you...  ASSHOLE!

Colin: *sighs*  That's two strikes against you, Pentagon.

Pentagon: What the f*ck do you mean?

Colin: Three strikes.  $1,000 fine.

Pentagon: ...WHAT?

Colin: I will not tolerate swearing in my office.  Now, what's this
about me being anal-retentive?

Pentagon: ...How the f...  hell could you book me against a mystery
opponent tonight?

Colin: Pentagon...  I know you like challenges, so I've given you a
pretty big one tonight.  In fact...  I'll tell you that the guy was
originally from WCW.

Pentagon: ...WCW?

Colin: That's it!  Now, he's signed a long-term deal with AAA, but if
you beat him tonight...  I might rethink my strategy for him.  If you
know what I mean...

Pentagon: ...I understand.  Fine...  I'll do it.

Colin: Thank you.  Oh, and Pentagon...  What's with those?

Pentagon: ...What's with what?

Colin: The handcuffs in your pocket.

Pentagon: Um...  It's always good to have a pair lying around, just in
case.

Colin: ...Fine.  Good luck.

(Pentagon leaves the room.)

"I'll have to ask some people about those...  Anyways, that's more or
less all that's going on at the moment, but next week, I will have
more matches to announce for Guerra De Titanes, and we'll finalize
everything then!  Thank you, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the
show."

Oh, boy...

MATCH #5: El Hijo Del Santo, Felino, Heavy Metal and Negro Casas vs.
El Dandy, El Texano, Jerry Estrada and Sangre Chicana (Tradicion) -
ONE FALL

Because the soccer game (Between Cruz Azul and Guadalajara, in case
you were wondering) was going to come on, AAA had to cut one of the
two matches remaining.  So, they chose this one.  Only the last three
minutes of this one were shown, which isn't bad, since the match
wasn't great or anything.  Anyways, the action picks up at the seven
minute mark, with Sangre Chicana working over Felino in the corner
with some stomps, followed by a quick boot choke when El Texano
distracts Tropicasas.  Chicana tosses Felino into the ropes, and takes
him down with a huge shoulderblock, and covers...  One...  two...
SANTO WITH THE SAVE!  Chicana grabs Felino, and runs with him into the
corner...  RIGHT INTO EL DANDY'S BOOT!  OUCH!  Felino goes down, and
Chicana tags Jerry Estrada in.  Estrada hits Felino with a bodyslam,
and follows up with a spinebuster slam!  The cover...  One...  two...
SHOULDER UP!  Estrada grabs Felino...  JERRY-LOCK!  Estrada's
finishing move is locked on, and Felino has no choice but to tap...
HEAVY METAL RUNS IN AND DROPKICKS ESTRADA FROM BEHIND!  The hold is
broken, and both men are on their hands and knees!  They're going for
tags...  ESTRADA GETS EL DANDY!  FELINO GETS NEGRO CASAS!  Casas
clotheslines Dandy, then clotheslines Estrada for good measure!  Casas
goes to Tradicion's corner, and hits Chicana with a Hotshot!  Dandy
goes to splash Casas from behind, but Casas moves and Dandy splashes
into the corner!  Casas climbs up top...  FLYING DROPKICK!  This one
might be over!  Casas is signaling for the finish...  HERE COMES
SHOCKER!  CASAS WITH THE CASITA!  NO REFEREE!  Tropicasas is busy
trying to get Shocker off the ring apron, and Santo, Metal and Felino
run over to get him off themselves!  Shocker bails and runs to the
locker room, but...  OH!  Dandy had something in his hand, and Casas
went down!  An illegal object in Dandy's hand may have turned this
match around...  DANDINA CRADLE BY DANDY!  What a slap in the face!
The count...  One...  two...  THREE!!!  TRADICION WINS!

Tradicion (El Texano, Sangre Chicana, El Dandy and Jerry Estrada)
defeated Negro Casas, Felino, Heavy Metal and El Hijo Del Santo when
Dandy pinned N. Casas with the Dandina Cradle in 0:10:27.
Rating: * 1/4

Well, Pentagon's waiting in the ring for his opponent...  Wait a
second!  That music!  It must be...

It should be...

IT IS!

REY MISTERIO JR. IS BACK IN AAA!  He comes out with his old outfit on
- minus the Fubu gear.  The fans go nuts, as Pentagon stares at Rey,
dumbfounded!

MAIN EVENT: Rey Misterio Jr. (AAA Debut) vs. Pentagon - ONE FALL

Pentagon wasn't expecting this!  The bell rings, and Pentagon is
begging off right away, while Rey laughs at him!  Misterio starts off
with a dropkick that sends Pentagon into the corner, then climbs the
ropes...  UNO!  DOS!  TRES!  QUATRO...  And that's all Rey's going to
get, as Pentagon pushes him off the top rope.  Pentagon with a
spinning leg lariat, followed by some quick stomps before the referee
makes him break it up.  Pentagon tosses Misterio into the ropes...
SPIN KICK!  Cover...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  That was fast.
Pentagon tosses Rey into the ropes, who ducks the clothesline and
jumps up onto Pentagon's shoulders...  VICTORY ROLL!  One...  two...
KICKOUT!  Pentagon manages to get out of that pinning attempt...
ROPEFLIP MOONSAULT BY MISTERIO!  Pentagon gets up to his feet...
SPRINGBOARD THESZ PRESS!!!  MY GOD!  Rey hammers away with punches on
Pentagon's fallen body, then tosses him to the outside!  Rey's
running...  SLINGSHOT SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!!  OH, MAN!  Misterio's
hitting on all four cylinders tonight, it seems!  Rey rolls Pentagon
into the ring, and hits him with a springboard legdrop...  One...
two...  KICKOUT!  Rey tosses Pentagon into the ropes...  FLYING CROSS
BODY PRESS!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Pentagon isn't done yet...
Uh-oh.  Xochitl Hamada's coming down to ringside.  Rey is distracted
by this, and Pentagon takes him down with a dropkick to the back of
the head!  Bodyslam gets two, as does a savate kick.  Pentagon sends
Rey into the ropes...  SUPERKICK!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  And
now...  Pentagon notices Xochitl.  Pentagon's lost it, and he's
furiously yelling at Xochitl to get away from ringside!  I...
MISTERIO ROLLS HIM UP!  MISTERIO ROLLS HIM UP!  One...  two...
KICKOUT!  Rey whips Pentagon into the ropes, but Pentagon reverses...
OUCH!  What a brutal spin kick that time by Pentagon, as it caught
Misterio right on the side of the head!  Cover...  One...  two...
SHOULDER UP!  Pentagon with a slingshot elbowdrop...  One...  two...
SHOULDER UP!  Pentagon's setting up Rey for a Russian legsweep...
Wait a second!  Xochitl is taunting Pentagon...  Pentagon lets go of
Rey, and goes after Xochitl!  Xochitl and Pentagon are running around
the ring, but Xochitl trips!  Pentagon grabs her!  I...  He has the
handcuffs...  Xochitl rolls into the ring...  PENTAGON HANDCUFFS
XOCHITL TO THE RINGPOST!  Xochitl is in the ring, and she's handcuffed
to the ringpost!  Pentagon turns around...  FACESLAM BY MISTERIO!
Both men are down!  The referee starts the count...  Misterio's up at
seven, and goes for the pin...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  The
referee's trying to get Xochitl out of the handcuffs, but he can't do
that without the key.  And Pentagon probably has the key!  The referee
asks Pentagon for the key, but Pentagon pushes him away, and hits Rey
with a Russian legsweep!  The referee asks again...  PENTAGON KICKED
THE REFEREE IN THE GROIN!!!  EL FAUL!  Pentagon's lost it!  Pentagon
goes into the corner to splash Rey...  BUT SPLASHES INTO AN EMPTY
CORNER!  Pentagon's slumped down in the corner...  BRONCO BUSTER BY
MISTERIO!  Pentagon's down in the corner, and Rey looks at Xochitl...
BRONCO BUSTER ON XOCHITL HAMADA!!!  HOLY CRAP!  Rey must not have
wanted any outside interference, I guess.  Pentagon's on the top rope,
but Rey shakes the ropes, and Pentagon falls onto the top!  Rey goes
up top...  TOP-ROPE HURRICANRANA!  Tropicasas runs into the ring as
Rey covers...  One...  two...  THREE!!!

Rey Misterio Jr. pinned Pentagon with the Top-Rope Hurricanrana in
0:12:00.
Rating: ****

What a match!  After the match, Tropicasas frees Xochitl from her
handcuffs, as she's helped to the back.  Meanwhile, the fans chant
"Welcome back!" to Misterio, as he shakes hands with the crowd, and
Pentagon is struggling to get up!

And with that, we end the show.