[Lightning Match]:
Kaori Nakayama and Esther Moreno and Rossy Moreno and Miss Janeth
battled to a draw in 0:10:00.
Rating: 1/2*

Quick match, with nothing worth mentioning.  More of an exhibition
match, honestly.

Welcome to AAA TV (The rush edition... :) ) from Acapulco.  Tonight,
we have six big matches, so let's get right to it!

MATCH #1: Gran Apache vs. Sangre Chicana - AAA Caged Fury Tournament -
SECOND ROUND MATCH (Group 2)

There isn't much to lose here, with both men looking to capture a
birth in the Semi-Finals.  Quite a bit of stalling at the start,
before Apache decided to box with Chicana.  Apache won that battle,
and started to wear down Chicana with a power bomb, followed by a pair
of dropkicks.  Chicana fought back, however, with a series of chops
and a choke against the ropes, which slowed down Apache.  A quick
series of counters by the two rudos, before Apache fired away with a
series of elbows to Chicana's face, then held him in a front facelock
for 30 seconds.  The fans, by the way, are heading to the concession
stands and bathrooms at this point.  Apache gets two headbutt attempts
blocked, before Chicana connects on the third.  Chicana pounds away on
Apache in the corner, and slams his head into the cage, to boot.
Apache's bleeding, and nobody seems to care.  Chicana whips Apache
into the corner, and charges in, but gets a boot to the face in
response.  Apache hits a clothesline, then slaps on an arm grapevine
in the center of the ring.  Chicana tries to get out of it...  But he
can't!  Gran Apache advances to the Semi-Finals of the Caged Fury
Tournament!

Submission Cage Match:
Gran Apache made Sangre Chicana submit to an arm grapevine in 0:05:09.
Rating: -** 3/4

MATCH #2: Rey Dragon and Matt Hardy vs. Moto Cross and Ultimo Guerrero
- ONE FALL

This match was in highlight form.  Some of the highlights included:

- Matt Hardy hits a killer spinning leg lariat on Moto Cross.
- Moto Cross hits both Hardy and Rey Dragon with a double clothesline.
- Moto Cross tries to beg off, but Hardy hits him with the Splash
Mountain instead for a near fall.
- Moto Cross hits a tiger driver on Rey Dragon for two.
- Rey Dragon and Matt Hardy send Ultimo Guerrero over the top rope
with a double dropkick, right onto his own partner, Moto Cross!
- Ultimo Guerrero almost gets the pin with a running power bomb on Rey
Dragon.
- Same as before, except replace "Rey Dragon" with "Matt Hardy", and
"running power bomb" with "fisherman suplex".
- DDT by Guerrero on Hardy, which gets two.
- Guerrero goes up top, and flattens Hardy with a flying somersault
splash.
- Moto Cross hits Dragon with a power bomb...  TWO COUNT!
- Dragon with a Victory Roll on Moto Cross...  TWO COUNT!
- Moto Cross with a top-rope Frankensteiner on Dragon...  NEAR FALL!
- Rey Dragon hits Moto Cross with the Stardust Press...  GUERRERO WITH
THE SAVE!
- Finally, with Dragon and Guerrero brawling on the outside, Matt
Hardy went for a Michinoku Driver on Moto Cross, but he countered with
a cradle for two.  Moto Cross then, after a clothesline, hit Hardy
with the Top Rope Headscissors...  FOR THE THREE COUNT!

Moto Cross and Ultimo Guerrero defeated Rey Dragon and Matt Hardy when
M. Cross pinned M. Hardy with the Top Rope Headscissors in 0:10:13.
Rating: ** 3/4

MATCH #3: Abismo Negro vs. Binary - AAA Caged Fury Tournament Losers
Bracket - SECOND ROUND MATCH

This was probably going to be a nothing match in terms of quality, and
that's what it ended up being.  Abismo dominated Binary in the early
going, taking him down with a jack-knife power bomb and running power
bomb in the first minute, each for two counts.  Binary tried to come
back with some kicks and a backbreaker, but Abismo hit a gutwrench
suplex for another two count.  Binary tried to walk out, but Abismo
would have none of that, and hit Binary from behind with a TOPE
SUICIDA!  And that was probably the best part of the match.  Abismo
followed up back in the ring with a pair of dropkicks, but missed on a
senton.  Binary then stomped away on Abismo, then locked on an armbar.
Abismo reached the ropes, and they both, more or less, pounded away at
each other for 30 seconds.  Binary then got in a powerslam, but could
only get a two count out of that before Abismo got his shoulder up.  A
double clothesline followed that, and both men crawled up to their
feet.  Abismo managed to connect with a punch first, and sent Binary
crashing to the mat with a series of clotheslines, then hit a DDT...
TWO COUNT ONLY!  Abismo looked to end this, and set up Binary on the
top rope...  BUT THEY SLIPPED!  Binary crashed to the ground, and
Abismo crotched himself on the top turnbuckle!  Binary got up just as
Abismo fell down, and hit the Y2K Crash!  One...  two...  THREE!!!
BINARY UPSET ABISMO!  BINARY UPSET ABISMO!  Abismo Negro advances in
the tournament, and he's just two losses away from losing his mask!

Binary pinned Abismo Negro with the Y2K Crash in 0:06:26.
Rating: 1/2*

MATCH #4: Negro Casas and Felino vs. ??? and Shiiba - ONE FALL

Shiiba came to the ring with a man dressed completely in black,
calling him "Guapo".  Hm...  "Guapo", if that is his real name, and
Felino started off, and Felino welcomed Guapo to AAA (If this is his
first time here...) with an enzuigiri to the face.  Felino then tossed
Guapo to the outside, and hit a diving shoulderblock from the apron!
Guapo got tossed into the guardrail and ringsteps, and took another
enzuigiri before entering the ring.  Tag made to Casas, who continues
the assault on Guapo.  After a double bodyslam, Guapo crawls over and
tags in Shiiba.  Power bomb on Casas gets two.  Shiiba stomps away for
a bit...  CASITA!  One...  two...  GUAPO WITH THE SAVE!  Guapo takes
Shiiba's place, and goes for a rana...  POWER BOMB!  One...  two...
SHOULDER UP!  Casas makes the tag to Felino, who hits a flying sunset
flip for two.  After that came a top-rope Frankensteiner...  ONLY TWO!
A clothesline sends Guapo to the outside...  SOMERSAULT PLANCHA BY
FELINO!  Felino takes his time getting up, and Shiiba takes advantage
by leaping onto Felino with a TOPE!  Back inside, Shiiba hits a
gutwrench suplex for two, and follows up with a series of chops.
Jumping side kick gets two as well.  Felino manages to make the tag
during all this, and Casas takes down both Guapo and Shiiba with
elbows.  Shiiba clips Casas from behind, however, and hits a
spinebuster slam for two.  German suplex gets two as well.  Shiiba
taunts Felino in the corner, then levels Casas with a clothesline...
TWO COUNT!  Shiiba goes to whip Casas into the corner, but Casas
changes direction and tags in Felino!  Poor Shiiba gets sent to the
mat numerous times with some clotheslines and bodyslams, before Felino
hits a top-rope Frankensteiner for a near fall!  Shiiba tagged in
Guapo, and Felino went to work on him as well!  Enzuigiri to the
head...  TWO COUNT!  Felino goes for a flying sunset flip...  GUAPO
SITS DOWN!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Felino goes off the ropes and
misses a clothesline...  What the hell?  Guapo just executed an
inverted torture rack on Felino, and Felino's struggling...  HE
SUBMITS!  Felino submits!  Shiiba and Guapo win!

Shiiba and Guapo defeated Negro Casas and Felino when Guapo made
Felino submit to an inverted torture rack in 0:11:40.
Rating: * 3/4

Wait a second!  Shiiba and Guapo are beating on Casas and Felino, and
here comes Gran Apache!  Heavy Metal is nowhere to be seen!  It's a
three-on-two now, and the tecnicos are down!  Apache and Shiiba
high-five Guapo, who...  IS TAKING OFF HIS MASK?  Wait a second...
There's another mask underneath...

SHOCKER!!!

It's Shocker!  Shocker is in AAA, and he's aligned himself with Apache
and Shiiba!  The odds are evened up again!

MATCH #5: Heavy Metal vs. Perro Aguayo - AAA Caged Fury Tournament
Losers Bracket - SECOND ROUND MATCH

Heavy Metal came out to help Casas and Felino to the back, apologizing
all the way.  Then, it was time for Metal to face Perro Aguayo!
Winner's eliminated, loser is one step closer to losing his mask or
hair.  Heavy Metal starts with some kicks and punches, but they have
little effect on Perro, who locks on the ABDOMINAL STRETCH OF DOOM!
Perro holds it for 15 seconds, but Metal manages to power out of it.
Double Stomp by Perro...  MISSES!  That could have ended it right
there!  Spinning leg lariat by Metal, who's trying to regain the
momentum.  However, after a bulldog and a bodyslam, Perro is in firm
control.  Perro signals to the crowd...  Runs off the ropes...  DOUBLE
STOMP!!!  This should do it...  METAL ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!  He
didn't have much of a choice, to be honest.  Perro brings him back in,
and pounds away with some punches and kicks...  CASITA!  WHAT THE
HELL???  Casita by Metal...  One...  two...  THREE!!!  HE DID IT!
Heavy Metal is safe, and Perro may well lose his hair for the *second*
time this year!  What an upset!

Heavy Metal pinned Perro Aguayo with the Casita in 0:03:20.
Rating: -* 1/4

MAIN EVENT: Octagon, Magnum Tokyo and El Hijo Del Santo vs. El Dandy,
Blue Demon Jr. and Black Warrior - ONE FALL

Time for the main event, and all six men brawl right off the bat!
(Warrior/Santo, Octagon/Demon Jr. and Tokyo/Dandy)  After order is
restored, Santo and Dandy lock up, and Dandy draws first blood with a
dropkick.  Spinning leg lariat by Dandy, who whips Santo into the
corner, but runs into the post!  Santo attacks with some kicks and
chops, until Dandy hit a snap suplex out of nowhere, and tagged in
Demon Jr.  Double clothesline by the pair, and after stunning Santo
with a spin kick, Demon Jr. hits a Frankensteiner...  TWO COUNT!
Dandy climbs up top, and clobbers Santo with a flying dropkick, giving
the rudos another advantage.  Let it be said that Tirantes is the ref
for this one.  So, as Tirantes sends Dandy back to the corner, Demon
Jr. kicks Santo in the groin!  Cover...  One...  two...  ALMOST!
Santo kicked out just in time.  Power bomb by Demon Jr. gets two.
Demon Jr. then locks on a camel clutch, further insulting Santo.
However, Santo powers out of the hold, and hits a spinning
backbreaker, stunning Demon Jr.  Both men exchange punches, and when
Santo gets the upper hand, he tags Tokyo in.  Double vertical suplex
by the pair, and Tokyo covers for a (slow) two count.  Demon Jr.
crawls over and tags in Dandy, who gets picked up...  VIAGRA DRIVER!
Cover...  One.......  two.......  SHOULDER UP!  Another slow count!
Dandy crawls over and tags in Black Warrior, who pounds away on Tokyo
in the corner, being at full strength.  Warrior goes for a power
bomb...  CRADLE BY TOKYO!  TWO COUNT!  Tokyo makes the tag to Octagon,
and he pretty much cleans house, to be honest.  Octagon and Warrior
are in the ring, and Octagon gets takes down with a power bomb, as we
head to a commercial break.

When we come back, El Dandy is working over Octagon, until he misses a
jumping elbow thrust.  Octagon fights back with a backspin armdrag,
then a spinning headscissor takedown.  Octagon with a flying cross
body press...  TWO COUNT!  Demon Jr. tosses in a chair, and Dandy
tosses it to Octagon...  SPIN KICK INTO THE CHAIR!  Octagon goes down!
Cover...  One..  two..  WHOA!  SANTO WITH THE SAVE!  Dandy, thinking
ahead, hits his Dandina Cradle...  One...  two...  TOKYO WITH THE
SAVE!  Now all six men are in the ring, and this one is out of
control!  Santo with a tope onto Warrior!  Dandy with a low blow on
Tokyo!  This is nuts!  Demon Jr. has the chair, and he goes to hit
Octagon!  MISSES!  The chair rebounds off the ropes and smacks into
Demon Jr.!  Russian legsweep by Octagon...  OCTACLUTCH!  Tirantes is
occupied with the fight on the outside...  TROPICASAS RUNS TO THE
RING!  He checks...  AND CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!  THE TECNICOS WIN!!!

Magnum Tokyo, Octagon and El Hijo Del Santo defeated Black Warrior,
Blue Demon Jr. and El Dandy when Octagon made Demon Jr. submit to the
Octaclutch in 0:12:25.
Rating: *** 1/2

What an upset!  Tirantes and Tropicasas argue after the match, as the
tecnicos celebrate to the delight of the crowd!