[Dark Match]: Four Corners Match:
Thunderbird defeated Fugaz, Geo and Moto Cross:
x Fugaz beat Geo via the Flying Senton in 0:17:17
x M. Cross beat Fugaz via the Top Rope Headscissors in 0:21:03
x Thunderbird beat M. Cross via the Frankensteiner in 0:25:54
Rating: 3/4*

Decent match.  A little sloppy at times, and a little long, but other
than that, it was fine.  Thunderbird comes away with the big win after
hitting the Frankensteiner on Moto Cross for the three count.

Welcome to AAA TV, from Acapulco...  Huh?  Something's already going
on outside...

(Pentagon and a security guard are standing outside the arena.)

Pentagon: WHAT???  Why aren't you letting me into the arena?
Guard: Mr. Pena has given me strict orders not to let you into the
building tonight, Mr. Pentagon.
Pentagon: ...WHY?
Guard: Because you've been suspended for one week without pay, Mr.
Pentagon.
Pentagon: SUSPENDED???  What the hell did *I* do to get suspended?
Guard: AAA does not look kindly towards the abuse of women, whether it
is physical or verbal, Mr. Pentagon.
Pentagon: DAMN!  And will you quit calling me Mr. Pentagon?
Guard: ...Yes, Pentagon.
Pentagon: That stupid bitch...  Well, I'm not going to be lowered to
fighting women!  If I'm not allowed inside, fine.  But I'll see to it
that Xochitl gets what's coming to her!  Why don't you tell *that* to
her, you idiot?
Guard: Um...  Yes, Pentagon.
Pentagon: ...Good.  Very good.  *leaves*

(Meanwhile, in another part of the arena...)

Cibernetico: PENA!!!  Where are you, Pena?  F*ck, we need to talk!
I'm sick and tired of all this crap!

Looks like tempers are flaring all over the arena...  In any event,
tonight, we'll have a special six-man battle royal, which will be used
to determine the teams for tonight's main event six-man tag match,
featuring Corazon De Leon, Abismo Negro, Negro Casas, Gran Apache,
Ultimo Dragon, and Blue Demon Jr.!  As well, Binary faces Electro
Shock for the Mexican National Middleweight Title, and Aguila faces
Eddy Guerrero in a ladder match!  Let's head straight to the ring for
some action!

MATCH #1: Rey Dragon and El Mosco vs. Ultimo Guerrero and Maniaco -
ONE FALL

Only clips were shown of this one, but it was a damn fine match.

Here's the basic highlights of this one:

- Ultimo Guerrero tosses Rey Dragon into the ropes, but Dragon ducks a
clothesline and counters with one of his own, which sends Guerrero
over the top rope.  However, he wasn't expecting Dragon's ASAI
TWISTING PLANCHA!!!  Great move!
- Guerrero nails Mosco with a spinebuster slam, and gets a two count.
Then, he hits a power bomb, and gets another two count.  Finally,
Guerrero ends the sequence with a fisherman suplex, and Mosco *just*
gets his shoulder up!
- Guerrero misses a flying cross body on Mosco, springs up to his
feet, poses, turns around, and gets decked with an Asai moonsault for
a near fall!
- Rey Dragon goes for a Frankensteiner, but Maniaco counters with a
*wicked* tiger driver for a two count!
- Finally, the finish, which saw Rey Dragon counter a top-rope
Frankensteiner by Ultimo Guerrero into a power bomb, but as Dragon
signaled for the Stardust Press, Maniaco caught him with the Flying
Dropkick!  One...  two...  THREE!!!  RUDOS WIN!

Ultimo Guerrero and Maniaco defeated Rey Dragon and El Mosco when
Maniaco pinned R. Dragon with the Flying Dropkick in 0:09:07.
Rating: * 1/2

MATCH #2: Aguila vs. Eddy Guerrero - LADDER MATCH

Before the match, Steve Corino came out with a microphone, followed by
Eddy Guerrero, who had the ladder.

"Now...  SHUT UP!  Now, normally Eddy would be doing the talking, but
unfortunately, he's suffered a <mutters>, and therefore, can't speak
tonight, let alone compete.  And I know all you fans are saddened to
hear this, so Aguila, I'd like you to come down here for a second."

(Aguila heads into the ring, cautiously.)

"Now, Aguila...  *holds up a ring bell*  ...this was *supposed* to be
what was hanging from the ceiling there, for the ladder match.
However, since Eddy can't wrestle tonight, I'm awarding you the match
by forfeit.  It pains me to say that, but I have no other choice.
So... *climbs ladder*  ...I'm just going to put this ring bell back up
here, so that you can climb up and officially win the match, Aguila.
And while I'm at it, I'll make a challenge to Mr. Niebla and Magnum
Tokyo.  You *will* be facing us at Noche del Terror.  That's for damn
sure.  However, I'll give you guys another little stipulation.  *If*
you have the balls to take us on in a Ladder Match for the Tag Belts,
and if we lose, myself, as well as Eddy, will never wrestle in Mexico
AGAIN!  And I know how much you guys would love that.  So, chumps, if
you accept, let us know before we leave the building tonight.  And as
for you, Aguila...  GAH!"

OH!  Aguila just dropkicked the ladder, and Corino went crashing down
to the ground!  Eddy just tore off his neckbrace, and attacked Aguila
from behind!  It was a setup!  Guerrero unloads on Aguila with some
chops, followed by a stiff forearm to the face.  Shoulderblock by
Guerrero, followed by a clothesline.  Eddy grabs the ladder and sets
it back up, ramming Aguila's head into it!  Eddy sets Aguila up on the
top rope...  SUPERPLEX!  Aguila is in serious trouble already!
Guerrero picks Aguila up, and plants him with a DDT!  And now,
Guerrero's going to try and climb the ladder...  SPINNING LEG LARIAT
BY AGUILA!  And the ladder goes down!  Aguila clotheslines Guerrero,
and tosses him out of the ring!  Corino tries to attack Aguila, but
gets a dropkick for his troubles.  Guerrero goes for the sneak attack,
but gets slammed into the guardrail instead!  Aguila tosses Guerrero
back into the ring, and tries to climb up the ladder, but Guerrero
pulls him down and clotheslines him.  Now Guerrero tries to climb up,
but Aguila hits him with a spin kick from behind, sending him back
down to the ground.  Eddy tosses Aguila into the ropes, but Corino
held the rope down, and Aguila went over the top!  Guerrero and Corino
pose, then Guerrero goes for a...  FLYING CROSS BODY PRESS TO THE
OUTSIDE!  MISSED!  Aguila just moved out of the way!  Aguila's
fighting back now, with a spin kick on Guerrero, followed by a
clothesline.  Aguila's heading to the top, and it looks like he's
going to jump onto Guerrero...  CORINO PUSHES AGUILA OFF THE TOP
TURNBUCKLE AND INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!  That might have done it!
Aguila's out cold, and Guerrero's making his way to the top rope...
FROG SPLASH ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!!  WHOA!  Guerrero's on hands and knees,
while Aguila's not moving at all!  Guerrero slowly gets up to his
feet, and tosses Aguila back into the ring.  Guerrero picks Aguila up,
and drops him with a spinning backbreaker.  Uh-oh...  Corino's tossed
a chair into the ring, and Eddy looks like he's going to use it.  Eddy
sets up the chair, and sets Aguila up for what looks like a power
bomb!  If Guerrero hits this, it'll be over!  Aguila's up...  RANA
COUNTER!  GUERRERO'S HEAD SMACKS INTO THE CHAIR!  Corino comes in, and
he's clotheslined right out of the ring!  Aguila starts to climb the
ladder...  he's almost there...  AGUILA GRABS THE RING BELL!!!  AGUILA
WINS!!!

Ladder Match:
Aguila defeated Eddy Guerrero in 0:11:22.
Rating: * 1/4

After the match, Aguila made his way down, to be joined by Mr. Niebla
and Magnum Tokyo.  Corino was wise not to rush the ring, instead
opting to help Guerrero to the back.  Niebla and Tokyo asked the fans
if they should accept the challenge, and the answer was, "YEAH!!!".
So, Corino and Guerrero take on Niebla and Tokyo next Friday at Terror
for the Mexican National Tag Team Titles, in a Ladder Match!  If
Corino and Guerrero lose, they promise never to wrestle in Mexico
again, but if they win, they said that the titles are going to ECW!

Now, Canek was next in line for an interview.  Canek stated that it
was time for him to take a little "vacation", so to speak, and that
he's going to take it easy for a while.  Canek made it clear that he
was not retiring, but just needed to get away from wrestling for a
while.  Enter Los Vatos Locos, who start to make fun of Canek, saying
that "the old bastard's getting slower and weaker, and he'll never be
able to hang with us anymore".  So, all three of them challenge Canek
to a match, and Canek isn't stupid.  He doesn't accept, but Los Vatos
Locos attack anyways...  and Tirantes is running down to be the
official.

MATCH #3: Canek vs. May Flowers, Nygma and Picudo (Los Vatos Locos) -
HANDICAP MATCH

All three Vatos hammer away at Canek until Picudo's left alone with
him.  Some chops in the corner by Picudo, followed by a clothesline
into the corner.  Picudo tries a back heel kick, but Canek ducks, and
stuns Picudo with a dropkick to the knee.  Cradle follows for a two
count.  Picudo corners Canek again, and pounds away with a series of
four or five headbutts.  You really couldn't tell from the poor camera
angle.  Tag made to Nygma, and he continues the assault with a
kneedrop, followed by a bodyslam.  A stomachbreaker attempt by Nygma
is countered into a sunset flip by Canek for another two count.  Some
stomps by Nygma, followed by a fireman's carry.  Tag to May Flowers.
Reverse neckbreaker by Flowers, which gets two.  Flowers then
distracts Tirantes, which lets Nygma *blast* Canek from behind with a
chair!  Picudo hits Canek with a power bomb, to boot.  Flowers then
turns around, and drops a knee onto Canek's face.  Flowers makes an
act of setting up Canek for the...  FLYING SPLASH!  One...  two...
THREE!!!  LOS VATOS LOCOS WIN!!!

Handicap-Match:
Los Vatos Locos (May Flowers, Nygma and Picudo) defeated Canek when
May Flowers pinned Canek with the Flying Splash in 0:04:52.
Rating: 1/4*

Afterwards, Canek gets up, shocked, but still shakes everyone's hand
at ringside before exiting.  Let's hope we see him again soon.

MATCH #4: Electro Shock (c) vs. Binary - Mexican National Middleweight
Title Match - ONE FALL

Binary's already getting a title shot?  Something doesn't seem
right...

Lockup, Electro Shock draws first blood with a shoulderblock, but
Binary counters with one of his own.  Back suplex by Binary, followed
by a backbreaker and a clothesline.  Binary throws Electro Shock to
the outside, and connects with a vertical suplex.  Binary's second
attempt is blocked, however, and Electro Shock counters with one of
his own.  Both men back inside the ring.  Clothesline by Electro
Shock, followed by a series of chops.  Binary gains the advantage with
a rake to the eyes, however, followed by a back suplex for a two
count.  Bodyslam by Binary, who follows that up with an armbar
submission.  Electro Shock struggles, but manages to break the hold.
Binary tosses Electro Shock into the ropes, but walks right into a
kick to the midsection, followed by a power bomb!  One...  two...
KICKOUT!  Reverse neckbreaker by Electro Shock...  One...  two...
KICKOUT!  Electro Shock goes after Binary again, but gets picked up
and dropped with a spinebuster slam!  Binary follows up with a DDT!
The cover...  One... two...  SHOULDER UP!  Binary goes off the ropes,
and catches Electro Shock with a legdrop!  Binary's going to try it
again...  ELECTRO SHOCK MOVED!!!  Electro Shock grabs Binary...
POWERSLAM!!!  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!!!  How did Binary get out
of that one?  Electro Shock is signaling for the finish, but Binary
gets up...  AND KNOCKS ELECTRO SHOCK OUT WITH ONE PUNCH!!!  The ref
immediately runs over...  BRASS KNUCKLES!!!  DQ!!!

Electro Shock defeated Binary by disqualification in 0:06:07.
Rating: -1/2*
(Electro Shock retained the Mexican National Middleweight Title.)

(In the back, Cibernetico has finally found Antonio Pena.)

Ciber: Pena, where the hell were you?  I've been looking for you
almost all show!
Pena: Look, Cibernetico, I'm sorry, but I had some business to attend
to.
Ciber: Ha!  That's a good one, you know that, Pena?  Well, I have some
business to attend to, as well.  I quit.
Pena: You WHAT?
Ciber: You heard me, I quit.  I'm sick and tired of all this sh*t
going on in AAA, and quite frankly, I'm getting bored.  Los Vipers get
weaker with Mosco jumping to EMLL and Abismo turning on us, and that
pisses me off, you know that, Pena?  I've worked my ass off for you
for God knows how long, but for now, I've had enough!  Talk to me
again when you've straightened things out, because I'm out of here for
now.
Pena: Ciber...  CIBER!

(Cibernetico walks away, as Pena just stands there, shocked.)

MAIN EVENT #1: Abismo Negro vs. Blue Demon Jr. vs. Corazon De Leon vs.
Gran Apache vs. Negro Casas vs. Ultimo Dragon - BATTLE ROYAL

This wasn't a Battle Royal...  It was more like Abismo Negro vs.
Corazon De Leon, Blue Demon Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon, and Gran Apache vs.
Negro Casas in one ring.

As expected, those three pairs went at it to start off.  Corazon De
Leon and Abismo Negro drew the most attention early on, pulling at
each other's masks to begin with.  Leon caught Abismo with a back
suplex, but couldn't get him over the top rope.  Abismo then took Leon
down with a power bomb, and tried to go for the Sky Flying Senton, but
Ultimo Dragon shook the ropes, and Abismo crotched himself on the top
rope!  Corazon then shook up Abismo with a dropkick, and followed up
with a vertical suplex...  AND ABISMO WENT RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!

x Leon threw out A. Negro after a vertical suplex in 0:03:02

Ultimo Dragon attacked Corazon from behind after that elimination, and
both men went for their patented Asai moonsaults in that quick
exchange, but missed their targets each time.  Dragon tried to lock on
the Dragon Sleeper, but Corazon tossed him into the ropes.  However,
Leon wasn't expecting a waistlock suplex from Dragon, and that would
be enough to get Leon out of the ring!  Abismo and Corazon are on
different teams for the main event!

x U. Dragon threw out Leon after a waistlock suplex in 0:05:29

Now, Apache and Casas were having a brawl, with fists flying, very few
wrestling moves - you know what I'm talking about.  Apache actually
tossed Casas over the top rope, but Casas held on to the apron and
re-entered the ring.  However, when Kickboxer came down to ringside,
the boos started.  Casas ran to clothesline Apache over the top rope,
but ran right into a Superkick by Kickboxer!  Apache grabbed Casas,
and tossed him!

x Apache threw out N. Casas in 0:06:45

However, what goes around comes around.  Casas and Kickboxer brawled
on the outside, and Apache attacked Demon Jr. from behind.  Demon Jr.
whipped Apache into the ropes, and he sure as hell didn't notice Heavy
Metal swinging a chair at the back of Apache's head!  Demon Jr.
dropkicked Apache over the top rope, meaning that Apache and Casas
would be on different teams in the main event, and we were down to
Dragon and Demon Jr.!

x Demon Jr. threw out Apache after a dropkick in 0:07:24

And this didn't last very long, as well.  Dragon immediately went
after Demon Jr., but Demon Jr. begged off, and Dragon asked the fans
if he should attack.  The fans screamed "YES!!!", and Dragon was an
idiot for believing them.  Why?  He walked right into the STUNNER, and
was tossed!  Demon Jr./Apache/Corazon vs. Dragon/Casas/Abismo in the
main event!

x Demon Jr. threw out U. Dragon in 0:07:43

No-Countout-No-DQ-6-Man Battle Royal:
Blue Demon Jr. won a 6-man Battle Royal.
Rating: ***

MAIN EVENT #2: Blue Demon Jr., Gran Apache and Corazon De Leon vs.
Ultimo Dragon, Negro Casas and Abismo Negro - ONE FALL

Apache and Dragon start off after all the carnage outside the ring has
been cleared up.  Lockup, Dragon knocks Apache down with a spinning
leg lariat, and they head to the outside.  Corazon hits Dragon with a
(weak) spin kick from behind, then runs over to hit Abismo with one,
as well.  Apache power bombs Dragon on the outside, then hits him with
a senton.  Both men go back inside, and Apache tags in a reluctant
Corazon.  Handshake by the two tecnicos.  Lockup, Corazon sends Dragon
flying with a dropkick, followed by a power bomb for a two count.
Demon Jr. comes in, and he and Corazon send Dragon crashing to the mat
with a double clothesline.  After a double spin kick by the pair,
Demon Jr. smiles, then spin kicks Corazon!  God, are there any real
teams in this match?  Corazon gets up, and tosses Dragon out of the
ring, then leaps onto him with a TOPE!  Dragon gets back into the
ring, shaken up, and tags in...  ABISMO NEGRO!  Abismo and Corazon
trade punches, until Abismo catches Corazon with a double underhook
suplex.  Forearm smash by Abismo, followed by a belly-to-back suplex.
Abismo taunts the fans, which allows Corazon to get up...  DOUBLE
UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!  Very nice!  Corazon hits Abismo with a back
suplex, then drops an elbow for a two count.  Abismo tries to work
Corazon into a front facelock, but Corazon works his way out of it.
That doesn't stop Abismo from hitting a flying dropkick onto Corazon
for a two count.  Corazon stops, laughs at Abismo, and tags in BLUE
DEMON JR.!!!  Demon Jr. is protesting, but he gets a bodyslam by
Abismo!  Legdrop by Abismo for a two count, as Casas, Apache, Shiiba,
Kickboxer, Heavy Metal and Brazo Cibernetico have all found their way
to the aisleway, and are slugging it out!  Meanwhile, Ultimo Dragon
has the Mexican National Heavyweight Title belt, and I think I know
what he's going to do with that!  Abismo goes up top...  MISSES THE
SKY FLYING SENTON!!!  He gets up, and Dragon aims...  MISSES DEMON
JR.!!!  HITS ABISMO NEGRO!!!  Dragon looks shocked!  Demon Jr.
clotheslines Dragon out of the ring, and kicks Abismo in the
midsection...  STUNNER!!!  The cover...  One...  two...  THREE!!!

Corazon De Leon, Gran Apache and Blue Demon Jr. defeated Abismo Negro,
Negro Casas and Ultimo Dragon when Demon Jr. pinned A. Negro with the
Stunner in 0:07:51.
Rating: ** 1/2

WOW!  What a match!  Corazon De Leon immediately grabs a microphone,
and yells out to Abismo, "MASK VS. MASK AT NOCHE DEL TERROR!!!  HOW
DOES THAT SOUND?"  Abismo smiled, and said, "Bring it on!"  WHOA!
Corazon charged Abismo, but Abismo ran backstage, followed by Ultimo
Dragon!  Meanwhile, Demon Jr. grabbed his Mexican National Heavyweight
Title, and smiled at all the carnage going on outside the ring.

Enjoy it, Blue Demon Jr., because at Noche del Terror, your story just
might come to an end.