[Dark Match]: Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Geo, Moto Cross, Abeja Africana and Nemesis beat Fugaz, Thunderbird,
Mascara Sagrada Jr. and Venum II 2 falls to 1:
x Thunderbird beat Geo via a backslide in 0:04:30
x M. Cross beat Fugaz via a power bomb in 0:06:11
x M. Cross beat Fugaz via countout in 0:08:16
Rating: DUD

Not a good debut for Geo.  Actually, most people weren't on their game
to begin with, and the fans really weren't into this one.  Pretty dire
match.

Welcome to AAA TV, as we invade Mexico City again!  EMLL isn't the
only show in town, ya know. :)  Of course, it's not like other
rinky-dink promotions can even gain access to Mexico City, but we'll
leave it at that.  Tonight, 5 big matches, including a four-corners
match that is sure to break the *** barrier, as Corazon De Leon,
Pentagon, Abismo Negro and Octagon battle it out in a Four-Way Dance!
Let's send you to the ring for some action!

MATCH #1: Ayako Hamada and Kaori Nakayama vs. Miss Janeth and Rossy
Moreno - ONE FALL

For some reason, this match was announced as a two-out-of-three falls
match, but the match ended up being only one fall.  Hm...

Ayako and Janeth start.  Lockup, Ayako and Janeth trade a few quick
blows before Rossy runs in for the double team.  Double backdrop,
followed by a double elbowsmash.  Clothesline by Janeth, followed by a
chokehold.  Tag's officially made to Rossy.  They go for a double
clothesline, but Ayako ducks and counters with one of her own.  Rossy
blocks a headbutt, then takes Ayako down with an armdrag takedown.
Power bomb attempt by Rossy is countered into a rana for two.  Rossy
whips Ayako into the ropes, but misses a clothesline, and Kaori's
tagged in.  Nice pairs of dropkicks by the tecnicas to the rudas.
Belly-to-back suplex by Kaori on Rossy, but the second attempt's
blocked, and Janeth comes in after the exchange.  Back suplex by
Janeth, followed by a power bomb for two.  Janeth tries to whip Kaori
into the ropes, but Kaori manages to (sloppily) roll Janeth up for
two.  Cue the four-women brawl, as Kaori and Janeth go to the outside,
and get hardcore!  Kaori misses the flying cross body press, to start,
and Janeth flings her into the ringsteps!  Flying clothesline from the
apron by Janeth, who looks to have the advantage, until Ayako catches
her with a spin kick.  Kaori slams Janeth's face into the guardrail,
and connects with an enzuigiri.  Both of them roll back into the ring,
and Kaori catches Janeth with a faceslam.  Kaori's up top...
MOONSAULT!  One...  two...  Ayako cuts off Rossy...  THREE!!!

Kaori Nakayama and Ayako Hamada defeated Miss Janeth and Rossy Moreno
when K. Nakayama pinned Miss Janeth with the Moonsault in 0:05:19.
Rating: * 1/4

Decent match.  Afterwards, Janeth immediately proclaimed Kaori's
victory as a "fluke", and demanded a title shot at Noche del Terror.
Kaori thought about it, then accepted.  So, add a Mexican National
Women's Title match to Terror.

Meanwhile, Maria Felipe was standing by backstage with Xochitl Hamada.

Maria: Xochitl, everyone's wondering WHY you're starting to lash out
at Pentagon all of a sudden.  Not much buildup, no evident reason,
just your...  hatred towards him.  Care to explain why?
Xochitl: It's simple.  Everyone knows what once happened between
myself and Pentagon.  However, those days are no more.  I found out
some stuff about Pentagon's actions recently, and I don't like them
one bit.  In fact, I spoke to the AAA Executive Committee today, and
said that something had to be done to keep Pentagon's behavior in
check.  So, they made me guest referee for the Four-Way Dance tonight.
If Pentagon wants to talk, then we'll talk.  Otherwise, he'll just
have to wait.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to prepare for a main
event.

Oh, man...  Poor Pentagon...

MATCH #2: Discovery and Ludxor (Los Nuevos Power Rangers) vs. Eddy
Guerrero and Steve Corino (Los Nuevos Gringos Locos) - Winner gets a
shot at the Mexican National Tag Team Titles - ONE FALL

Well, Los Nuevos Gringos Locos just *had* to take the microphone
before the match, and declare this to be a #1 Contenders Match.  Um...
Excuse me?  Corino went on to say that Niebla and Tokyo couldn't avoid
them for long, and that they would end up being the Mexican National
Tag Team Champions.  Guerrero mentioned that they "softened up" poor
Tokyo, and then said that they would take the belts after they won
them, shine them up, turn them sideways, and...  BRING THEM TO ECW???
They can't do that!  Anyways, Ludxor and Discovery attacked from
behind as soon as they heard *this*, and the match started.

Well...  This one didn't last very long.  OK, it lasted 12 minutes,
but Discovery and Ludxor were outmatched all along, and they knew it.
Highlights included a *wicked* brain buster by Corino to Ludxor for a
two count early on; the Gory Special by Eddy on Discovery, which
Ludxor eventually broke; a flying somersault splash by Guerrero onto
Ludxor; a nice spinning backbreaker by Ludxor on Eddy; Ludxor going
head-first into the guardrail, thanks to Guerrero and Corino; both
rudos teasing dives to the outside, but not following up on them;
Guerrero hitting Discovery with the Frog Splash to the OUTSIDE!!!...
And the finish, which saw Ludxor hit a Frankensteiner on Corino, but
Guerrero went up to distract the ref, and tossed a foreign object into
the ring.  Corino reached it first, beaned Ludxor across the head with
it, then hit the Dragon Suplex.  One...  two...  THREE!  So,
apparently, Corino and Guerrero receive shots at the Mexican National
Tag Team Titles...  And the honor of AAA may well be on the line.

Eddy Guerrero and Steve Corino defeated Los Nuevos Power Rangers
(Discovery and Ludxor) when Corino pinned Ludxor with the Dragon
Suplex in 0:11:43.
Rating: **

MATCH #3: Heavy Metal (w/Negro Casas and Brazo Cibernetico) vs. Shiiba
(w/Gran Apache and Kickboxer) - ONE FALL

And may the gang wars begin...

Lockup, Shiiba draws first blood with a spinning leg lariat, followed
by a series of European uppercuts.  Shiiba whips Metal into the ropes,
but gets knocked down by a shoulderblock.  Camel clutch locked on by
Metal, but Shiiba reaches the ropes after 13 seconds.  Spin kick by
Metal, who continues the assault with a spinning leg lariat of his
own.  In fact, he does that twice.  Shiiba comes back with some kicks,
and attempts a jack-knife power bomb, but gets slapped into a small
package for two.  Metal runs off the ropes to set up a handspring
elbow, but Shiiba counters with a belly-to-back suplex.  Shiiba taunts
Casas and Brazo Ciber, and Metal makes him pay with a spinning
backbreaker.  Waistlock takedown recovery by Shiiba, followed by
chops.  DDT by Shiiba, who yells at Brazo Ciber and Casas in Japanese,
which almost prompts them to enter the ring.  They think better of it,
however.  Shiiba gets Metal's shoulders down after a flying cross body
press, but can only keep them down long enough for a two count.
Shiiba sets Metal up in the corner, and slaps him across the face a
few times.  Double underhook suplex by Shiiba for a two count.
Meanwhile, Apache, Kickboxer, Casas and Brazo Ciber were getting
pretty sick of *just* staring at each other, so they start to go at
it.  Shiiba's up top at this time, and connects with a flying dropkick
on Metal.  He then joins the melee on the outside, as Brazo Ciber and
Casas end up rolling around in pain.  Shiiba runs in, aims for a
clothesline, misses, and gets caught in the CASITA!!!  One...  two...
THREE!!!  METAL STEALS ONE FROM SHIIBA!!!

Heavy Metal pinned Shiiba with the Casita in 0:08:20.
Rating: *

MATCH #4: Aguila, Canek, Perro Aguayo and Ultimo Dragon vs. El
Cobarde, Pierroth Jr., Sangre Chicana (Tradicion), and Blue Demon Jr.
- ONE FALL

IMMEDIATE cut to the half-way mark, which must say something about
this match.  Don't know what yet, despite the fact that we have four
decent workers in the bunch.

Anyways, we pick it up just as Aguila hits a OVER THE TOP POST
SOMERSAULT PLANCHA onto El Cobarde, sending both men into the crowd!
Meanwhile, Perro Aguayo and Pierroth Jr. have a rather large punch,
kick and chop marathon, with Perro winning with a clothesline,
followed by a kneedrop.  Legdrop by Perro, who waits for Pierroth to
get up, then decks him with a clothesline.  Double vertical suplex by
Perro and Ultimo Dragon, as Perro covers Pierroth for a two count.
The commentators mention that early on in the match, Perro kicked out
of the dreaded TRIPLE PIN from Tradicion.  Fist to the midsection by
Perro, followed by a two count off a bodyslam.  Pierroth chops Perro a
few times, but Perro doesn't even flinch ONCE.  Talk about good
conditioning.  Pierroth tags Chicana in, who gets nailed with a
bulldog, a faceslam and a legdrop, all by Perro.  Senton gets a
near-fall before Demon Jr. breaks it up.  Abdominal stretch by Perro
on Chicana, as the fans go nuts, but Chicana breaks it.  Some kicks in
the corner by Perro, who tags Dragon in.  However, Dragon doesn't see
Pierroth coming from behind, so we have another two-on-one.  Some
chops by the rudos on Dragon, as Cobarde comes back into the ring and
picks Dragon up...  POWERSLAM!  NO!  Dragon works behind him, and
rolls Cobarde up...  One...  two...  DEMON JR. WITH THE SAVE!  DAMN!
Demon Jr. starts stomping away on Dragon, as do Tradicion, but Perro
and Canek run over to try and break Tradicion up, while Aguila's still
woozy from that dive.  Demon Jr. hits Dragon with a snap suplex, and
holds on...  SECOND SNAP SUPLEX!  WOW!  He's still holding on...
THREE SNAP SUPLEXES IN SUCCESSION!  How about that?  Demon Jr. kicks
Dragon in the midsection, but NO!  Dragon pushes Demon Jr. into the
ropes off the Stunner attempt, and backdrops Demon Jr., but...  HE
LANDED ON HIS FEET!  Dragon turns around...  BANG!  STUNNER!!!  The
cover...  Perro and Canek run to stop it, but Cobarde and Chicana
brawl with them!  One...  two...  THREE!!!  RUDOS WIN!!!

Tradicion (El Cobarde, Pierroth Jr. and Sangre Chicana) and Blue Demon
Jr. defeated Perro Aguayo, Canek, Ultimo Dragon and Aguila when Demon
Jr. pinned U. Dragon with the Stunner in 0:10:03.
Rating: -* 1/4

MAIN EVENT: Abismo Negro vs. Corazon De Leon vs. Octagon vs. Pentagon
w/Xochitl Hamada as Special Referee - FOUR-WAY DANCE

Well, the question remains: Can Xochitl Hamada be an impartial
referee?  She came out in her wrestling gear, to start off with, then
waited for the competitors to come out.  Abismo was first, then
Pentagon followed.  However, Pentagon was dressed in a t-shirt and
jeans, and had *no* intention of getting into that ring.  Xochitl said
something to him, and Pentagon went after a chair, but Abismo jumped
him from behind, and Xochitl called for the bell!  Corazon and Octagon
immediately ran out, and we had ourselves a brawl on the outside, with
Pentagon and Octagon eventually getting into the ring for the start!

Lockup, Pentagon whips Octagon into the ropes, and misses horribly
with a shoulderblock.  Octagon goes for a clothesline, but Pentagon
ducks, and takes down Octagon with a jumping side kick.  Immediate pin
attempt by Pentagon, but Xochitl is trying to separate Corazon and
Abismo on the outside.  Pentagon looks on for a second, then walks
right into a legsweep by Octagon.  Octagon picks Pentagon up...
VERTICAL SUPLEX!  Nicely executed.  Octagon tries to go for an armdrag
takedown, but Pentagon blocks it, and works Octagon into a front
facelock.  Some cheering by the fans, as Corazon knocks a chair out of
Abismo's hands on the outside, and tosses him into the guardrail.
Pentagon tosses Octagon into the ropes, and connects with a spin kick!
The cover, and Xochitl's there this time...  One.......  two.......
SHOULDER UP!  One of the slowest counts I've ever seen.  Pentagon
can't believe it, but takes down Octagon with a standing spin kick,
then a pinning attempt after a power bomb...  One.........  KICKOUT!
Well, now Pentagon's starting to get angry, and lets Xochitl know it
by saying a word or two that I won't bother printing here.  It gets
worse, trust me.  While this exchange goes on, Corazon's tagged in by
Octagon, who attacks Pentagon from behind.  However, Pentagon's still
on his feet, and like a coward, rolls out of the ring, so that Abismo
can hit Corazon with an enzuilariato from behind!  Abismo stomps away
on Pentagon in the corner, even pulling at the mask a few times, as
Xochitl stands there, watching.  Abismo then grabs Pentagon, and tags
him in!  Pentagon looks stunned, but keeps his composure and nails
Corazon with a slingshot kneedrop.  He then runs over to Octagon, tags
him, and punches him.  Corazon gets up, and he and Octagon shake
hands, before a dropkick by Corazon.  German suplex by Corazon on
Octagon, which gets a fair two count from Xochitl.  Corazon goes to
the top rope, and blasts Octagon with another dropkick, but decides to
nail Abismo, who was coming on the ring apron, instead.  First pinfall
wins this one, by the way.  Kick to the stomach by Octagon, followed
by a bodyslam.  Octagon looks to be in control, as he whips Corazon
into the ropes...  ASAI MOONSAULT!!!  Octagon wasn't expecting that!
The cover...  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!  That was close!  Corazon
nails Abismo again, and tags him in, so that a groggy Octagon can roll
him up for a two count.  Corazon comes into the ring, so Abismo nails
him with a Hotshot, and goes after Pentagon on the outside.  Corazon
against Octagon again now.  Corazon tosses Octagon to the outside, and
follows.  Some punches exchanged between the two, before a stiff
clothesline by Corazon.  Corazon goes to whip Octagon into the
ringsteps, but that's reversed, and Corazon goes head-first into them
instead!  Octagon goes to the apron...  SILLA ON CORAZON!  Octagon
runs back in, and Corazon slowly follows.  Meanwhile, Pentagon hits
Abismo with a Russian legsweep on the outside, and Octagon sees
this...  SO PENTAGON IS TAGGED IN!  Pentagon panics again, and runs
right into a pair of clotheslines by Corazon!  Corazon tries for a
third, but Pentagon counters with a belly-to-belly suplex, and hits a
Frankensteiner, going for the pin!  Xochitl goes down...  AND TIES HER
SHOE???  Oh, man...  Now the count...  One...  KICKOUT!  Pentagon
isn't getting any breaks here tonight.  Dropkick from behind by
Corazon, followed by a series of chops in a neutral corner.  Corazon
charges into the corner, but Pentagon moves out of the way...
SUPERKICK!!!  OH!  Pentagon just re-gained the advantage!  Right hand
by Pentagon, and then a left, as Corazon is reeling!  Meanwhile, on
the outside, Octagon has Abismo set up for the Russian legsweep, but
Abismo reverses and shoves Octagon into the guardrail!  Octagon comes
right back...  EL FAUL!!!  EL FAUL BY ABISMO!!!  Octagon's on his
knees, and Abismo has him set up...  Oh, no!  TOMBSTONE TIME!!!  Here
we go...  XOCHITL MAKES ABISMO PUT OCTAGON DOWN!!!  Abismo swears that
he wasn't going to Tombstone Octagon, but Octagon thinks otherwise,
and slams Abismo's head into the guardrail!  Back inside the ring,
Corazon ducks a spin kick, and runs off the ropes...  ASAI MOONSAULT!
MISSED!  Pentagon is laughing, as he goes up top for one of his own!
Meanwhile, Abismo and Octagon have made their ways into the ring, and
Abismo has a chair!  Abismo swings, but Octagon ducks and tackles
Abismo!  Both men are down, rolling around, as Pentagon hits the Asai
Moonsault!  This is it!  Pentagon goes to cover...  XOCHITL IS TRYING
TO BREAK UP OCTAGON AND ABISMO AGAIN!  Pentagon screams in anguish, as
Abismo comes out of nowhere with the chair and cracks it over
Octagon's head!  He's out cold!  Xochitl goes right over...  SHE'S
EJECTING ABISMO FROM THE MATCH!!!  What the hell is this?  Abismo's
protesting, as Pentagon grabs the chair, and goes to hit Corazon in
the corner with it...  HE MISSED!  THE CHAIR REBOUNDED AND KNOCKED OUT
PENTAGON!!!  Corazon pulls Pentagon to the center of the ring, and
sets him up...  HIGH-ANGLE BOSTON CRAB!!!  There it is!  Xochitl sees
this, and runs over to Pentagon!  The hand goes up once...  twice...
THREE TIMES!!!  CORAZON DE LEON HAS WON THE FOUR-WAY DANCE!!!

Four Corners Match with Special Referee Xochitl Hamada:
Corazon De Leon defeated Octagon, Pentagon and Abismo Negro when Leon
made Pentagon submit to the High-Angle Boston Crab in 0:12:13.
Rating: *** 3/4

Corazon leaves the ring, accepting the cheers of the fans, but Abismo
attacks from behind!  Abismo clotheslines Corazon over the guardrail,
and they're brawling in the crowd!  Both men are hurling punches at
each other, as they make their way to an exit!

Meanwhile, Octagon makes his way to the back, while Pentagon and
Xochitl remain in the ring.  Xochitl is waiting for Pentagon to get
up, for some reason.  Pentagon is up, and he grabs the microphone away
from Xochitl.

"Get the f*ck away from me!"

Xochitl calmly picks up the microphone, and speaks.

"You know, Pentagon, we could do this in private..."

Pentagon grabs another microphone.

"Yeah?  Do what in private?  I mean, it's no frigging secret what's
going on here!"

"Oh?  And what, may I ask, is that?"

"I'm saying that you think I'm the person that was sending you those
cards and flowers and sh*t a while back, and now you're really pissed
at me, and you're coming after me!  Isn't that right?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Oh, bravo.  You just got question #1 wrong, you stupid blonde bitch!
Of course you know what I'm talking about!  I know you hate me, and
frankly, I'm not so crazy about you, either.  Before, you were nice,
but now, you're just a flat-breasted, braindead piece of..."

"Sh*t?  Is that what you were going to call me, Pentagon?  A braindead
piece of sh*t?"

"Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to call you, Xochitl!  A big,
smelly, stupid, slutty braindead piece of f*cking sh*t!"

"Why, Pentagon.  I'm surprised at you.  Such language!  Of course,
I've come to expect that from you.  So, since you're so loose with
your mouth, and not just when you're in the ring...  I figured that
I'll take you on at Noche del Terror, to shut your big mouth up for
good! *huge pop*"

"...You know what?  I've got more important things on my mind, and to
be honest, fighting with a...  a...  God, I don't know what to call
you!"

"Pentagon, if you want to say something here, go right ahead."

"...You want to know?  Fine.  You, dear Xochitl Hamada, are the
biggest <censored - rhymes with runt> I've ever seen in a long..."

FAUL!!!!!  FAUL BY XOCHITL HAMADA ON PENTAGON!!!  That did it!
Pentagon is rolling around in pain, and Xochitl nails him in the head
with the microphone, then leaves!  The fans are booing Pentagon and
tossing trash at him, as the show goes off the air!