[Dark Match]: Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Nemesis beat Thunderbird 2 falls to 1:
x Thunderbird beat Nemesis via a Northern Lights suplex in 0:04:14
x Nemesis beat Thunderbird via the Flying Dropkick in 0:17:39
x Nemesis beat Thunderbird via an Asai moonsault in 0:20:37
Rating: ** 1/2

Not bad at all.  Both guys did a lot of basic mat stuff, but the crowd
was into it.  Third fall was short, but there were a lot of near
falls.  Both men got applause after the match.

As Abismo Negro walks to the ring, we welcome you to AAA TV, from
Guadalajara.  Some big matches tonight, including Magnum Tokyo vs.
Blue Demon Jr. for the UWA Junior Heavyweight Title, and a
Four-Corners tag team match, but for now, we are in Abismo's presence,
so we'd better shut up.

Abismo: All right, cut the f*cking music.  Who the hell cost me the
match last week, huh?  Who the hell had the gall to pull me out of
that ring, and pretty much take me out of the match?  What f*cking
coward would do that?  (pauses)  I thought so.  He doesn't have the
guts to...

(Suddenly, the lights go out.  When they come back on, someone dressed
in red, white and yellow, with a yellow mask is standing in the ring
facing Abismo.)

Abismo: I...  WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU???
Person: *laughs*  You mean you don't know my name?  Oh, come on.
That's the biggest joke I've heard in a long time.
Abismo: Cut the crap.
Person: My...  You have one big temper, don't you, Abismo?  Well,
please allow me to introduce myself...  I'M THE DEVIL!
Abismo: WHAT???
Person: Just kidding, Abismo.  Chill out.  I am...  CORAZON DE LEON!!!
Abismo: ...Corazon De Leon?
Corazon: Yup.
Abismo: What the f*ck kind of name is that?  I got punked last week
from...  YOU???
Corazon: That is correct, my good friend, for you see, I'm taking a
little...  vacation, so to speak, in Mexico.  And after hearing about
what a total...  Let's face it, ASSHOLE you've been, I had to come
over here and kick some ass.  More specifically, yours.
Abismo: I'd like to see you try! (steps towards Corazon, who jumps
back)
Corazon: You really want me bad, don't you, Abismo?  Well, first off,
I'm not your type.  Second off...  (has to run out of the ring, since
Abismo just charged him after that remark)  ...second off, if you
really want me in the *ring* that badly, let's have a little tag match
tonight.  Myself and a partner of my choice against you and a Viper...
Oh, that's right.  I forgot.  You basically screwed them up big time,
didn't you?  Well, good luck finding a partner, Abismo, because I
already have one in mind.  Ta-ta!

MATCH #1: Ayako Hamada and Chaparrita ASARI vs. Miss Janeth and Rossy
Moreno (AAA Debut) - ONE FALL

Rossy looks like she'll be playing the ruda role here in AAA with
Janeth, while Ayako and ASARI both come out in matching blue outfits.
Cute.

Rossy and ASARI start.  Lockup, Moreno takes down ASARI with a pair of
armdrag takedowns.  Rossy goes for a flying cross body, but ASARI
says, "I don't think so!", and catches Rossy under the chin with a
dropkick.  German suplex by ASARI, which gets two.  ASARI gets a
hiptoss reversed into a backslide by Rossy, for a one count.  Tag made
to Janeth.  Double clothesline by the rudas, then they decide to hit a
combo, with Rossy taking ASARI down to the mat with a waistlock
suplex, while Janeth follows up with a flying bodypress for a two
count.  Chokehold by Janeth, who relinquishes the hold at the count of
four.  Janeth hits a powerbomb, but only gets two.  Janeth whips ASARI
into the ropes, but misses a clothesline and gets decked with one of
ASARI's.  Tag made to Ayako.  Now it's combo time for the tecnicas, as
ASARI hits an ASAI MOONSAULT, and Ayako follows with a FLYING DOUBLE
FOOT STOMP!!!  WOW!  Spin kick by Ayako on Janeth, followed by a
dropkick.  Janeth tags in Rossy.  Armdrag takedown by Rossy, followed
by a series of knife-edged chops in the corner.  Mexican armdrag
takedown attempt by Rossy is countered by an Ayako lariat, as we head
to a commercial break.

When we come back, Ayako has Rossy placed on the top rope...  TOP-ROPE
FRANKENSTEINER!!!  This could do it...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!
Ayako misses a clothesline, but dodges a dropkick by Rossy, hops to
the top rope, and drills Rossy with a flying dropkick!  Janeth's
tagged in, but doesn't fare much better, as Ayako hits her with a
Swinging DDT!  Power bomb attempt by Janeth is blocked, and Ayako
counters with a lariat.  Rossy comes in, as does ASARI, and we have
all four ladies in the ring right now!  ASARI charges at Janeth with a
flying clothesline...  BUT MISSES AND HITS AYAKO!!!  Horrible mistake!
The rudas clothesline ASARI out of the ring, and Rossy picks Ayako
up...  GIANT SWING!!!  There it is!  One...  two...  THREE!!!

Miss Janeth and Rossy Moreno defeated Ayako Hamada and Chaparrita
ASARI when R. Moreno pinned ASARI with the Giant Swing in 0:07:45.
Rating: * 3/4

MATCH #2: Brazo De Oro vs. Pentagon - ONE FALL

The first few minutes of the match were cut off, so we skip ahead to
the middle.  Pentagon goes to power bomb Oro, but that's countered
with a rana for a two count.  Pentagon climbs up top, but he's met
with some punches by Oro, then a...  TOP-ROPE FRANKENSTEINER!!!  The
cover...  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!  Oro looks to be in firm
control at the moment, lashing out at Pentagon with a variety of kicks
that have the rudo reeling.  Oro looks to be in fine form, and a win
here would send him soaring up in the rankings for sure.  Pentagon
looks to be in trouble, as he can't even hit an armdrag takedown
without Oro countering it in some way!  Finally, Oro flies off the top
rope, but misses Pentagon!  That's the opening he needed, as Oro gets
hit with a jumping side kick.  Bodyslam by Pentagon, followed by a
standing splash for a two count.  Pentagon locks on a sleeper, and
Oro's trying to fight it...  HE BREAKS FREE!  Oro tosses Pentagon off
the ropes, but he's caught on the flying cross body attempt...  OH!
What a powerslam by Pentagon!  Pentagon tosses Oro into the corner,
but misses a clothesline, and heads into the corner shoulder-first!
Oro tries a superkick, but Pentagon blocks, and delivers with one of
his own!  This should be it, as Pentagon signals for the finish!  Wait
a second...  That's Xochitl Hamada!  What's she doing here?  Pentagon
just hit the Asai Moonsault on Brazo De Oro, and he's going for the
pin...  XOCHITL STOMPED ON PENTAGON'S HEAD!!!  DQ!  Xochitl waits for
Pentagon to get up...  FAUL!!!  FAUL BY XOCHITL!!!  Pentagon goes
down, and I don't think he knows what - or who - hit him!  Pentagon
takes the win, but not the way even *he* would have wanted to...

Pentagon defeated Brazo De Oro by disqualification in 0:08:57.
Rating: ** 1/2

As soon as Pentagon got up, he ran to the back, and our cameras
followed.

(Pentagon runs, all right...  Right into the tecnico locker room.)

Pentagon: OCTAGON!!!  Where are you?  OCTAGON!!!
Octagon: What the hell are you doing here?
Pentagon: You son of a bitch!
Octagon: What did I do?
Pentagon: You know what you just did!  You just clocked me with a low
blow right in the center of the ring!
Octagon: Um...  No, I didn't.
Pentagon: Don't lie to me, you little...

(Pentagon notices that Perro Aguayo, Canek, Magnum Tokyo, Brazo
Cibernetico, Aguila, Heavy Metal and Mr. Niebla are standing around
him.)

Pentagon: ...So, what you're saying is that you weren't the person who
hit me?
Octagon: Yes.  Look in the ruda dressing room, if you want to find out
who did it. *chuckles*
Pentagon: ...The *RUDA* dressing room???  ...All right.  (glares at
Octagon as he exits...  But Octagon and the others start laughing as
soon as he leaves.)

MATCH #3: Brazo Cibernetico and Negro Casas vs. Discovery and Ludxor
(Los Nuevos Power Rangers) vs. Nygma and Picudo (Los Vatos Locos) vs.
Steve Corino and Eddy Guerrero [ECW] (Los Nuevos Gringos Locos) - FOUR
CORNERS ELIMINATION MATCH

Corino and Guerrero come out acting as themselves...  And that gets
them instant heel heat.  Go figure.  Brazo Cibernetico and Negro Casas
get a good face pop, on the other end.  Looks like the winners of this
match might get the next Mexican National Tag Team Title shot - or
come close to it.  As well, Venum II had to replace Ludxor, because he
couldn't make it to the arena in time.  There's a good excuse.

Well, we'll pretty much skip the first two falls...  Almost.  One item
of note was that LNGL were attacked by everyone else at the start of
the match, and chucked to the outside of the ring, where they stayed
for most of the first fall.  To the finish of the first fall, now.
Nygma whips Discovery into the turnbuckle, but there's nobody home
when he charges in.  Discovery bodyslams Nygma, but Picudo holds down
the top rope, and Discovery goes tumbling to the outside.  Nygma and
Picudo whip Discovery hard into the guardrail, and Picudo is tagged
in.  Bad move.  Picudo goes for a short clothesline, misses, and
Discovery neatly rolls him up in an inside cradle for the three count.
Los Vatos Locos are out of here!

Now, let's cut to the end of the second fall.  Venum II and Discovery
display some great teamwork, taking Casas down with a double dropkick,
but not choosing to go for the pin.  Venum II climbs up top, while
Discovery blasts Casas with a spin kick.  Venum II then comes off the
top with a Victory Roll, but Brazo Ciber makes the save!  Venum II
climbs up again, and hits a frog splash, but Guerrero takes offense to
that, and breaks the pin.  Venum II runs over to jaw with Corino and
Guerrero, and that gives Casas enough time to hit the Casita on Venum
II, and get the pin!  So long, Power Rangers!  It's down to Brazo
Ciber, Negro Casas, Steve Corino and Eddy Guerrero.

Third fall was shown in full.  No lockup, as Corino runs right into a
spin kick by Casas, followed by an abdominal stretch.  Corino breaks
up, but gets knocked down with a forearm smash in return.  Brazo Ciber
comes in, and now Corino goes down thanks to a double elbowsmash.
Pinfall attempt by Casas, but he only gets two.  Corino is brought to
his feet, and brutally taken back down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Casas goes for a kick to the midsection, but Corino grabs the leg, and
takes Casas down with a dragon screw.  Tag made to Eddy.  Eddy whips
Casas into the corner, but runs right into a kick to the stomach.
Brazo Ciber is tagged in, and after Casas bodyslams Eddy, Brazo Ciber
crashes down with a splash from the second rope!  Casas picks up and
holds Eddy, while Brazo Ciber hits a flying axhandle.  They follow
that up with another flying axhandle, except Casas executes it this
time.  Elbowdrop by Brazo Ciber, as the tecnicos are in full control
here...  Uh-oh.  Gran Apache and Kickboxer are coming into the ring,
and Corino's distracting the ref.  Apache climbs up onto the apron,
but Casas knocks him off, then dives onto Apache with a TOPE!!!  QUE
MORTAL!  Brazo Ciber goes to pin Eddy...  SUPERKICK BY KICKBOXER!!!
Brazo Ciber is out cold, and he's not getting up!  Eddy slowly climbs
to the top rope...  THERE'S THE FROGSPLASH!!!  The cover...  One...
two...  THREE!!!  Corino and Guerrero win!

Four Corners Match:
Steve Corino and Eddy Guerrero defeated Los Nuevos Power Rangers
(Discovery and Venum II), Los Vatos Locos (Nygma/Picudo) and Brazo
Cibernetico and Negro Casas:
x Discovery beat Picudo via an inside cradle in 0:05:33
x N. Casas beat Venum II via the Casita in 0:09:19
x E. Guerrero beat B. Cibernetico via the Frog Splash in 0:12:26
Rating: * 1/4
(Ludxor no-showed.)

Meanwhile...

(Pentagon storms into the ruda dressing room - without knocking.)

Pentagon: All right, who's the person who...

(Xochitl Hamada, Miss Janeth, and Rossy Moreno are all standing there,
with towels on.  Apparently, they've all just taken showers.)

Pentagon: ...Um, er...
Rossy: EEK!
Janeth: Get out, you pervert!
Xochitl: AAH!
Rossy: Get out!  Shoo!
Pentagon: But I...  er...  um...

(Janeth slaps Pentagon into the face, and the three girls usher
Pentagon out of the dressing room, and slam the door shut.)

Pentagon: ...DAMN!  (storms off, in a foul mood)

MATCH #4: Blue Demon Jr. (c) vs. Magnum Tokyo - UWA Junior Heavyweight
Title Match - ONE FALL

This should be a great match.  The prestigious UWA Junior Heavyweight
Title's on the line, as well, so this should be fun.  Demon Jr. makes
the referee hold up his Mexican National Heavyweight Title before the
match, as well.

Lockup, Demon Jr. draws first blood with a vertical suplex, then
tosses Tokyo into the ropes...  AND GETS HIM WITH A SWINGING DDT!!!
Tokyo dances for the ladies, then takes down Demon Jr. with a spin
kick.  Need I mention that this crowd is *hot*?  Legdrop by Tokyo,
followed by a kick to each one of Demon Jr.'s thighs.  Bodyslam
attempt by Tokyo is countered by a Demon Jr. elbowsmash, then a
spinning leg lariat.  Mexican armdrag takedown by Demon Jr., but that
only gets a one count.  Swinging DDT attempt by Tokyo is blocked, and
Demon Jr. comes back with a clothesline.  Frankensteiner by Demon Jr.,
which gets a two count.  Demon Jr. runs at Tokyo, but gets backdropped
over the top rope, and he'd better watch it...  TOPE SUICIDA!!!  WHOA!
Tokyo grabs Demon Jr., and tosses him into the guardrail head-first!
Tokyo tosses him back into the ring, and dances.  Tokyo seems to be
acting a little cocky here.  Shoulderblock by Tokyo, followed by an
ASAI MOONSAULT!!!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Demon Jr. goes for a
flying armdrag, but Tokyo dodges it...  VIAGRA DRIVER!!!  OUT OF
NOWHERE!!!  This has to be it!  Demon Jr. is dragged over to the
corner, as Tokyo goes up top...  AV STAR PRESS MISSED!!!  Demon Jr.
rolled out of the way just in time!  Demon Jr. pounds away on Tokyo in
the corner with chops and punches, then hits a rana for a two count.
Demon Jr. goes for a bodyslam, but Tokyo hooks onto him, and hits
spinning headscissors!  Dropkick to Demon Jr.'s face, and Tokyo
splashes onto him right afterwards for a two count!  German suplex by
Tokyo...  TWO COUNT!  Flying elbowdrop...  TWO COUNT!  Some hot action
here!  Tokyo and Demon Jr. trade punches, with Tokyo getting the upper
hand again.  Tokyo tosses Demon Jr. over the top rope, who grabs his
title and starts to walk up the ramp!  Um, Demon...  You'll *lose*
your title that way!  Demon Jr. realizes this, and runs back in at the
count of nine.  Demon Jr. starts to get the upper hand, knocking down
Tokyo with a flying dropkick.  However, he missed the second attempt!
Double underhook suplex by Tokyo, and let me just say that Demon Jr.,
at the moment, does *not* look like a Mexican National Heavyweight
Champion, for starters.  Legdrop by Tokyo, followed by a snap suplex.
Tokyo does one more dance for the cute girls in the front row, and
makes a belt motion around his waist!  He says it's over!  Tokyo turns
around...  Kick to the midsection by Demon Jr., who puts Tokyo in
position for a power bomb...  OH!!!  Demon Jr. picked Tokyo up for a
powerbomb, but managed to switch it into a PILEDRIVER-TYPE MOVE!!!
The referee doesn't know what to do!  Demon Jr.'s acting like it was
an accident, and goes for the pin...  One...  two...  THREE!!!  Demon
Jr. retains...  But Tropicasas is running out!

Blue Demon Jr. pinned Magnum Tokyo via pinfall in 0:11:13.
Rating: ** 1/2
(Blue Demon Jr. retained the UWA Junior Heavyweight Title.)

Tropicasas starts to talk with the referee in charge of the match,
then announces that even though the move may qualify as a piledriver,
the referee didn't know what to believe, and the decision stands.
Demon Jr. grabs his title and starts to exit, HOWEVER, Tropicasas
states that he was to inform Demon Jr. that next week, he will defend
that UWA Junior Heavyweight Title against Magnum Tokyo in a rematch!
Demon Jr. goes nuts, and storms to the back, swearing his head off!
Tokyo, however, looked pleased with the decision.

Time for the main event, Abismo and a mystery partner vs. Corazon and
his mystery partner.  Abismo comes out with...  PIERROTH JR.!!!
That's a surprise.  As for Corazon De Leon, his partner is...
CIBERNETICO!!!  This will be wild!

MAIN EVENT: Cibernetico and Corazon De Leon vs. Abismo Negro and
Pierroth Jr. - ONE FALL

Tirantes is the ref.  Corazon and Abismo start off.  Lockup, both men
engage in a test of strength, which Corazon wins.  Abismo begs off,
gets two boots to the stomach, then is set up on the top rope...
SUPERPLEX!!!  Corazon picks Abismo up, then hits him with a spin kick.
Cover, but he only gets two.  Abismo catches Corazon with an elbow,
then a powerslam.  Abismo heads up...  FLYING SOMERSAULT SPLASH!!!
The cover...  NO!  Tag made to Pierroth!  Pierroth grabs Corazon, and
takes him down with a legsweep.  Bulldog attempt by Pierroth, but
Corazon blocks it.  Cibernetico attempts to come into the ring, but
Tirantes stops him...  OH!  EL FAUL BY PIERROTH!  Pierroth just took
the wind out of Corazon with that one!  Some chops in the corner by
Pierroth, followed by a clothesline that sends Corazon outside the
ring.  Pierroth waits for Corazon to crawl in, then puts him in
position for a power bomb, and hits it!  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Tag
made to Abismo.  Abismo chops Corazon, but he fires back with some
punches to the face, until Pierroth runs back into the ring to hit
Corazon with a kick to the spine!  Cibernetico tries to come in again,
but Tirantes blocks him again!  Meanwhile, Pierroth and Abismo have
Corazon set up...  DOUBLE POWER BOMB!!!  OUCH!  Pierroth holds Corazon
up, as Abismo lands some stiff kicks to the ribs.  Pierroth, who is
now the legal man, picks up Corazon for a stomachbreaker...  BLOCKED!
TAG MADE!  Cibernetico's in!  Cibernetico and Corazon hit Abismo with
a double clothesline, then stomp away on Pierroth!  Corazon leaves the
ring, as Tirantes forces him to, but Abismo's back in...  DOUBLE POWER
BOMB ON CIBERNETICO!!!  The rudos are in control!  Pierroth picks
Ciber up...  HOTSHOT!  Here's the cover...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!
Cibernetico manages to roll Pierroth into an armbar submission hold,
but Pierroth gets out of it, and tags Abismo in.  Ooh...  Abismo and
Cibernetico.  Pierroth grabs Cibernetico, and slams him to the mat
with a front slam.  Meanwhile, Abismo's on the top rope, and he
jumps...  FROG SPLASH!!!  The cover...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!
Abismo doesn't miss a beat, taking Ciber down with a clothesline, then
a snap suplex, which gets a two count.  Abismo moves a thumb across
his throat, as if to say, "THAT'S IT!", and hooks Ciber for a
gutwrench suplex, but Ciber blocks, and takes down Abismo with a
vertical suplex!  TAG TO CORAZON!  Corazon takes both Abismo *and*
Pierroth down, then locks Abismo in an armbar!  Abismo struggles, but
manages to get out after 20 seconds.  Dropkick by Corazon, but Abismo
steps out of the way, and slaps on an armlock leglock submission hold
on Corazon.  Corazon immediately grabs the ropes, and puts Abismo into
a side headlock.  Abismo throws Corazon off, and tags Pierroth in.
Corazon runs at Pierroth, but is taken down with a shoulderblock.
Canadian backbreaker slapped on Corazon by Pierroth now, but Corazon
manages to get out of it.  Abismo enters the ring, but Cibernetico
runs over, and clotheslines Abismo over the top rope!  Cibernetico
jumps to the outside after Abismo, which leaves Pierroth and Corazon
in the ring!  Lariat attempt by Pierroth, but Corazon hooks him in a
crucifix for two.  Corazon goes for a German suplex, but Pierroth
squirms out of it, and punches Corazon in the head from behind!  Some
body and head shots from Pierroth now, as he tosses Corazon off the
ropes...  MISSES THE FLYING CLOTHESLINE!  Corazon hooks up Pierroth,
but Pierroth reverses...  AND TAKES DOWN CORAZON WITH A LEGSWEEP!
Pierroth hits Corazon with a forearm smash, and he's going for the
PierrothBomb...  CORAZON ROLLS HIM UP!!!  One...  two...  NEAR FALL!
Pierroth tosses Corazon off the ropes, but Corazon ducks under a
clothesline...  and another...  HE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!  ASAI
MOONSAULT!!!  Corazon goes for the pin...  One...  two...  THREE!!!
CORAZON DE LEON AND CIBERNETICO WIN THE MATCH!!!

Cibernetico and Corazon De Leon defeated Abismo Negro and Pierroth Jr.
when Leon pinned Pierroth Jr. after an Asai moonsault in 0:10:07.
Rating: *

Wow!  Great match, but everyone isn't done yet!  Cibernetico just
clotheslined Pierroth over the guardrail, and they're brawling in the
crowd, while Abismo and Corazon are still going at it in the ring!
We're out of time, see you next week!

Noti-AAA:

- Again, as soon as we get an update on who resigned with AAA, we'll
let you know.  We should know by Saturday.

- AAA is still looking for a new rudo mini.

- Charly Manson is said to be doing well in WCW so far.

- Blue Demon Jr. will take on Magnum Tokyo next week for the UWA
Junior Heavyweight Title.  As well, at this week's house show, Los
Nuevos Gringos Locos take on Ultimo Dragon and Magnum Tokyo, in what
should be a fantastic match.

- AAA's next big event is scheduled to be Noche del Terror, near the
end of October.  We'll keep you posted.

- AAA was disgusted to learn that Pantera is heading to EMLL as part
of an exchange deal.  AAA apparently *had* Arena Mexico booked for
Noche del Terror, but EMLL pretty much screwed AAA out of that one.