[Dark Match]: Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Fugaz and Thunderbird beat Moto Cross and Shiiba 2 falls to 1:
x double countout (Fugaz and M. Cross) in 0:13:15
x Thunderbird beat M. Cross via a power bomb in 0:16:09
Rating: * 1/2

This was Fugaz's debut in AAA.  It didn't start off well, however, as
he and Moto Cross were counted out following a tope suicida by Fugaz.
Thunderbird managed to get the win for his team after hitting Moto
Cross with three power bombs, which put him away.

Welcome to AAA TV, from Monterrey!  This is our last TV Show until
Verano, so we're pulling out all the stops!  After last week, with
Blue Demon Jr. laying out all 5 Vipers, AAA officials have signed a
match with ABISMO NEGRO and CIBERNETICO taking on Perro Aguayo and
Octagon taking on Blue Demon Jr. and Pentagon - in a Triangle
Elimination Match!  Abismo and Ciber are *not* getting along, to put
it mildly, and I wonder if they'll make it through this one.  Also, a
minis match, a Mexican National Middleweight Title defense, an
elimination match (NOT a Torneo Cibernetico), and Magnum Tokyo vs.
Pierroth Jr., in what should be a great one!  Now, let's head to the
ring!

MATCH #1: Tzuki, La Parkita and Pikachu vs. Mini Abismo Negro, Mini
Psicosis (Los Mini Vipers), and Pierrothito - 2/3 FALL MATCH

First fall: Shown in full.  Pikachu and Mini Psic start off.  Lockup,
Mini Psic clotheslines Pikachu, then takes him down with a spinning
leg lariat.  Some punches in the corner by Mini Psic, who follows up
by choking Pikachu against the ropes.  Pikachu blocks some punches,
and responds with some of his own, until a forearm smash takes Mini
Psic down.  Tag's made to Tzuki.  Mini Psic catches him with some
chops, then tags Mini Abismo in.  Flying bodypress by Mini Abismo, but
Tzuki kicks out at one.  Single-leg takedown by Tzuki, followed by a
rana for a one count.  Tzuki whips Mini Abismo into the corner, poses,
then catches him coming out with a headbutt!  That gets a two count.
Japanese armdrag takedown by Tzuki, and the exchange is made to La
Parkita, fresh off his injury.  La Parkita does the Parka Dance,
tosses Mini Abismo into the ropes...  and misses an elbow.  Tag made
to Mini Psic.  Double eye gouge on Parkita, then Mini Psic goes loco
after a suplex by choking Parkita on the ropes twice!  Mini Abismo
argues with the referee, then tags in Mini Psic.  La Parkita's whipped
into the ropes...  and right into his corner.  Tag made to Tzuki.
Mini Psic gets a rana, and so does Mini Abismo.  Tzuki hits Mini Psic
with a nice flying somersault bodyblock, then another rana for a two
count.  A Mexican armdrag takedown now by Tzuki, and Mini Psic tags
Pierrothito in.  He gets a Mexican armdrag takedown as well.  Flying
dropkick by Tzuki on Pierrothito, followed by a tight side headlock,
which actually does some damage to Pierrothito, as he can't quite
break it.  Rana by Tzuki for two.  Pikachu whips Pierrothito into the
ropes, and Tzuki nails him with a silla!  Tzuki and Pierrothito trade
punches, and Tzuki eventually sets him up for a top-rope
Frankensteiner...  BUT PIERROTHITO COUNTERS!  POWER BOMB!  Great move!
Pierrothito goes for the pin...  TWO COUNT!  Tzuki rolls to the floor
in pain, as Pikachu comes in.  Pierrothito tries to power bomb
Pikachu, but that's countered with a rana for two.  Spinning
headscissors by Pikachu, and as Parkita comes into the ring to help
out, Pikachu goes up top...  PIKA-SAULT TO THE FLOOR ON LOS MINI
VIPERS!  What a move!  Pierrothito bodyslams Parkita, and goes for the
Reverse Flying Elbowdrop, but Pikachu stops him, and hits him with a
backslide...  What's Abismo Negro doing out here???  One...  two...
THREE!!!  Tecnicos win the fall, but Abismo Negro...  JUST GRABBED
TZUKI???  Abismo's going to the back with Tzuki in his clutches!
What's going on?

Second fall: Shown in full.  It's a three-on-two now, but Mini Psic's
still shaken up from that breathtaking Pika-Sault onto the floor.
Pierrothito and Mini Abismo double-team Pikachu with some punches, and
Mini Abismo finishes that exchange with a Splash Mountain, as both
rudos pile onto Pikachu...  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!  WHOA!
Pikachu recovers with some chops on both rudos, and clotheslines
Pierrothito to the floor.  Mini Abismo tries to attack from behind,
but Pikachu saw that coming, and bulldogs Mini Abismo!  Meanwhile, we
see Abismo Negro dragging Tzuki towards the arena exit...  What's he
going to do?  Back to the action, Mini Abismo goes for a power bomb,
but Pikachu counters with a Frankensteiner, and he's going upstairs...
PIKA-SAULT!!!  That should do it!  Mini Psic's running to make the
save...  One...  two...  THREE!!!  He didn't make it!  Tecnicos sweep
the rudos!

Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Tzuki, Pikachu and La Parkita beat Mini Abismo Negro, Mini Psicosis
and Pierrothito 2 falls to 0:
x Pikachu beat Pierrothito via a backslide in 0:11:00
x Pikachu beat Mini Abismo via the Pika-Sault in 0:13:12
Rating: **

Uh-oh...  Now Abismo Negro's brought Tzuki into the parking lot...
What's he going to do?  He's looking for something...  Oh, no.  NO!
He has a steel chair in his hands...  *CRACK*  OH!  Tzuki got nailed
in the head with that chair!  Now Abismo has Tzuki set up...  NO!
NO!!!  Not a...  TOMBSTONE!!!  NO!!!  HE HIT TZUKI WITH A TOMBSTONE!!!
Tzuki needs some help!  His career might be over!  And now...
CIBERNETICO???  He's running out to see Abismo...

Ciber: Stop it, Abismo!  STOP IT!
Abismo: Well, what am I supposed to do, huh?  I'm trying to make a
point here!
Ciber: Look, right now, if I wanted to, I could knock you right onto
your ass with one punch!
Abismo: Ooh, I'm so scared!  Look at me!  I'm actually sh*tting in my
pants!
Ciber: *sigh*  I don't want to tag with you tonight, and I'm sure you
don't want to tag with me, but we have to.
Abismo: Like I didn't know that?  Just DON'T screw me over,
Cibernetico.  I'm *this* close to leaving Los Vipers, you know that!
Ciber: ...  The feeling's mutual.  You screw me, and we'll screw you
so hard that you won't even know what hit you!
Abismo: Yeah, right!  I'll see you tonight!

All right...  After that, we head back to the ring.

MATCH #2: Electro Shock (c) vs. Nemesis - Mexican National
Middleweight Title Match - ONE FALL

Only fall: Joined four minutes in.  Pretty even match so far.  Shock
whips Nemesis into the ropes, and follows up with a powerslam for a
one count.  Shock goes for a punch, but Nemesis blocks it, and chops
Shock a few times.  This helps Nemesis execute a nice inverted power
bomb, but he doesn't go for the pin.  Not yet.  Jumping side kick by
Nemesis, followed by a forearm smash.  Still no pin attempt.  Nemesis
hits a power bomb, and finally goes for the pin!  One...  two...
SHOULDER UP!  Nemesis takes Shock and tosses him out of the ring, then
whips him head-first into the ringsteps!  He tosses Shock back in, and
takes him down with a DDT for a two count.  Nemesis signals that it's
over, and climbs the ropes...  FLYING DROPKICK!  IT CONNECTS!  We're
going to have a new Middleweight Champion!  The cover...  One...
two...  THREE!  NO!  TWO!  Electro Shock got his shoulder up at the
last second, and Nemesis is livid!  An inverted power bomb on Shock...
TWO COUNT!  A DDT...  TWO COUNT!  Nemesis is frustrated!  Power bomb
attempt...  FRANKENSTEINER!!!  Both men are down!  Nemesis gets up
first, and picks Shock up...  REVERSE NECKBREAKER!  Great counter by
Shock, and he's scampering to the top rope...  FLYING SPLASH!  This
will do it...  NEMESIS ROLLED THROUGH THE MOVE!!!  BUT SHOCK
REVERSES!!!  One...  two...  THREE!!!  Electro Shock retains!

Electro Shock pinned Nemesis with the Flying Splash in 0:10:06.
Rating: * 1/4
(Electro Shock retained the Mexican National Middleweight Title.)

MATCH #3: El Mosco [ECW], Mr. Niebla, Negro Casas and Rey Dragon vs.
El Texano, Gran Apache, Super Crazzy [ECW], and Ultimo Guerrero (AAA
Debut) - ELIMINATION MATCH

This isn't a Torneo Cibernetico.  Got that?  Good.  Match ends when
one team's gone.

Niebla and newcomer Ultimo Guerrero start off.  Niebla lands the first
blow with a handspring bodyblock, but Guerrero fires back with a
facerake.  Guerrero hits Niebla with a snap suplex, but the tecnico
blocks an armdrag takedown, and places Guerrero in a front facelock.
Tag made to Negro Casas.  Guerrero attacks right away with a pair of
armbreakers, then a waistlock suplex for a two count.  Chops in the
corner by Guerrero, as he tags Crazzy in.  Casas tries a flying
dropkick, but misses.  Crazzy counters with a power bomb for two.
Casas goes into the ropes, and is met by a shoulderblock from Crazzy.
While Texano distracts the ref, Guerrero, Crazzy and Apache
triple-team Casas with some stomps, then Crazzy goes for the pin, but
Casas puts his foot on the rope!  Crazzy picks Casas up again, and
plants him with a Swinging DDT.  He's a little too reckless, however,
and misses an Asai moonsault, putting Casas back in control.  A
dropkick sends Crazzy over the top rope, and Casas runs towards him...
TOPE!  Great move by Casas, and he's going for another one...
APACHE'S GOT A CHAIR!  CASAS WENT HEAD-FIRST INTO THE CHAIR!  He's
done for the night!  Crazzy whips Casas into the guardrail, and takes
a table...  Oh, no.  Table's in the ring, Casas is in the ring, and so
is Crazzy.  The tecnicos and rudos are mixing it up on the outside...
CRAZZY DRIVER ONTO THE TABLE!  IT DOESN'T BREAK!  Holy crap!  The
cover...  One...  two...  THREE!!!  Casas is done!

x Crazzy beat N. Casas via the Crazzy Driver in 0:05:50

El Mosco runs into the ring, and the two rivals go at it!  They trade
blows, until Crazzy takes Mosco down with a flying spinning leg
lariat.  Tag made to Apache.  Apache goes for a back suplex, but Mosco
flips over, and dropkicks him from behind.  Somersault splash from
Mosco, but that only gets two.  Spinebuster slam from Mosco...  TWO
COUNT!  He's going upstairs...  ASAI MOONSAULT!  One...  two...
KICKOUT!  Apache and Mosco are still brawling, but Crazzy's setting up
the table again!  Mosco grabs Apache, but he pushes him towards
Crazzy...  FACESLAM INTO THE TABLE!  OUCH!  Crazzy now sets Mosco
up...  Oh, no!  CRAZZY DRIVER!  THROUGH THE TABLE!  The cover...
One...  two...  THREE!!!  Crazzy with a *huge* pinfall there, and if
this happens at Verano, Mosco will be shaved bald!

x Crazzy beat Mosco via the Crazzy Driver in 0:08:20

Four-on-two now.  Rey Dragon vs. Super Crazzy.  Some chops by Rey
Dragon, but Crazzy counters with an inverted Swinging DDT...  which is
blocked!  Dropkick by Dragon, followed by a Mexican armdrag
takedown...  He jumps!  TWISTING MOONSAULT!  That looked great!  The
cover...  One...  two...  THREE!!!  Crazzy's out!

x R. Dragon beat Crazzy via a twisting moonsault in 0:09:11

El Texano vs. Rey Dragon now.  Spinning headscissors by Texano,
followed by a big shoulderblock for two.  Apache comes in from behind,
and bodyslams Dragon.  Spinning DDT from Texano, and the rudos whip
Dragon into the ropes...  DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!  Flying dropkick from
Texano, and he's ready to execute the...  MAGISTRAL CRADLE!  One...
two...  NIEBLA WITH THE SAVE!  Texano's still in firm control.
Another shoulderblock, followed by a bodyslam, then a dropkick...  and
a sleeper!  Texano's got Dragon in the sleeperhold, and he's fighting
it...  The referee raises Dragon's hand once...  twice...  THREE
TIMES!  Fell each time!  It's Niebla against three rudos!

x Texano beat R. Dragon via a sleeperhold in 0:11:39

This wasn't pretty.  All three rudos stomped away on Niebla, until
Guerrero spotted Dragon recovering on the outside...  TOPE SUICIDA!!!
Both men go down!  Niebla manages to clothesline Texano over the
ropes, but gets clobbered by Apache from behind.  Apache puts him on
the top turnbuckle...  SUPERPLEX!  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!  Power
bomb by Apache...  One...  two...  KICKOUT!  Apache picks up Niebla
again...  FISHERMAN SUPLEX!  One...  two...  THREE!!!  Rudos take care
of the tecnicos with three men left standing!

x Apache beat Mr. Niebla via the Fisherman Suplex in 0:14:35

Elimination Match:
Ultimo Guerrero, El Texano, Gran Apache and Super Crazzy beat
El Mosco, Negro Casas, Mr. Niebla and Rey Dragon 4 falls to 1.
Survivors: Ultimo Guerrero, El Texano, Gran Apache
Rating: ** 1/4

The rudos taunted the tecnicos after the match, with Texano and Apache
predicting victories at Verano against Dragon/Canek/Tokyo/Niebla and
Casas, respectively.  Meanwhile, in the back...

(Tokyo's getting ready for his match against Pierroth Jr. next, as
Aguila and Pantera walk in!)

Aguila/Pantera: Tokyo!
Tokyo: Hey, guys!  How are you?
Aguila: Well...
Pantera: ...We've been in better shape before.

(Niebla walks in, still looking a little battered and bruised.)

Aguila: Tough one tonight, eh, Niebla?
Niebla: Aguila!  Pantera!  It's great to see you back!  So, how was
ECW?
Aguila: Oh, you know...  Won a few, lost a few.
Tokyo: Why do you guys have cuts and bruises on your faces?
Pantera: ...Long story.  Suffice it to say that they booted us out in
style. *laughs nervously*
Aguila: So...  Where's my Tag Team Title belt? *laughs*
Niebla: Well...  They threatened to strip us of the titles, so I gave
your title to Tokyo.
Aguila: ...You what?
Tokyo: We're the tag champs now.
Aguila: But...  but...  DAMN!

(Aguila snaps Niebla's head back with a right hand, knocking him down!
Tokyo tries to help his partner, but Aguila and Pantera grab him, and
send him crashing to the concrete floor with a double DDT!)

Aguila: I had a feeling this would happen, pricks!  That's why I got
AAA to recognize Pantera and myself as the #1 Contenders to the Tag
Titles, and we get our match at Verano!  Oh, and I know that you guys
already *have* a match at Verano, but that's just the way things go!
*laughs*  That will teach you not to f*ck with Aguila and Pantera!

(Aguila and Pantera leave, as Niebla and Tokyo struggle to their
feet.)

That was disgusting.  Aguila and Pantera just turned on their friends,
and now, they have a match at Verano for Niebla and Tokyo's Tag Team
Titles.  This is going to hurt Ultimo Dragon's team, as they prepare
for their War Games match against Tradicion.

Anyways...  Tokyo looks a little shaken up, but he's in the ring right
now, to take on Pierroth Jr. in a singles match.

MATCH #4: Magnum Tokyo (w/Mr. Niebla, Canek and Ultimo Dragon) vs.
Pierroth Jr. (w/El Cobarde, Sangre Chicana, and El Texano) - ONE FALL

Um...  Is this a four-on-four match?

Only fall: Lockup, Pierroth nails Tokyo with a series of headbutts.
Whips Tokyo into the ropes, and hits him with a nice flying
clothesline.  Powerslam attempt by Pierroth, but Tokyo counters with a
sunset flip for two.  Officials are keeping the two teams outside the
ring separated.  Another flying clothesline from Pierroth, followed by
a forearm smash.  Chops and kicks in the corner from Pierroth,
followed by nailing Tokyo with a short clothesline.  Gets a two count
out of that.  Pierroth has Tokyo by the throat...  What's he going to
do?  Oh, my...  CHOKE SLAM!!!  What a high impact move by Pierroth!
He picks Tokyo up again...  CHOKE SLAM!  That's two!  Pierroth picks
Tokyo up, and hits him with a stomachbreaker.  This should do it.
One...  two...  WOW!  SHOULDER UP!  That should have been it!
Pierroth goes off the ropes...  and Niebla trips him!  That sparks a
Tradicion vs. Canek/Dragon/Niebla brawl on the outside, and Pierroth
goes outside to join in, but Tokyo's staggering up to his feet...
LOOK OUT, PIERROTH!  SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!  Down goes Pierroth!
Swinging neckbreaker by Tokyo back inside the ring, but that only gets
two.  Vertical suplex by Tokyo, followed by some stiff kicks to the
legs.  Tokyo tries to place Pierroth on the top rope, but he'll have
none of it.  Spin kick by Pierroth, followed by a flying dropkick,
which gets Tokyo a two count.  Nice Swinging DDT that time by Magnum
Tokyo, as he rolls to the outside...  and gets caught in a Dragon
Sleeper!  NO!  Backward kick by Pierroth, and Dragon goes down in
pain!  That wasn't smart, however...  SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP!!!  WHAT
A DIVE!  Down goes Pierroth, and Tokyo's on his feet!  Tokyo tosses
Pierroth into the ring, and he's going for the AV Star Press...  NO!
Pierroth rolled out of the way!  Pierroth has Tokyo in position for
the PierrothBomb...  FRANKENSTEINER!  One...  two...  SHOULDER UP!
That was close!  Meanwhile, they're still brawling on the outside, and
Chicana has a chair...  MISSES CANEK!  The chair flies into the ring!
Tokyo's going up top for an AV Star Press again...  OH, NO!  Pierroth
rolled out of the way, and managed to slide the chair in his place!
That's not good...  PIERROTHBOMB!  Right onto the chair!  One...
two...  THREE!!!  Pierroth takes it!

Non-Title-Match:
Pierroth Jr. pinned Magnum Tokyo with the PierrothBomb in 0:09:06.
Rating: **

After the match, Canek and Niebla ran into the ring with chairs, as
Tradicion was chased off.  Dragon and Niebla helped Tokyo back to the
locker room, as Canek watched their backs.

That War Games match will be ugly.

MAIN EVENT: Octagon and Perro Aguayo vs. Abismo Negro and Cibernetico
(Los Vipers) vs. Blue Demon Jr. and Pentagon - TRIANGLE ELIMINATION
MATCH

Abismo and Cibernetico come to the ring with separate entrances, as do
Demon Jr. and Pentagon.  Perro and Octagon came together.

OK...  Big video problems with this match.  The second half was fine,
but there was a lot of static during the first part...  and then we
had the gall to insert this in:

[When nothing can happen...  When everything ceases to function, and
nothing is as it seems...  When industries go bankrupt, and watches
halt...  When people panic, and nobody knows who to trust anymore...
The dawning of a new era begins.  The dawning of a new savior.  The
dawning of...  BINARY.]

(Technical difficulties, please stand by.)

OK, we're back.  What the hell was that?  Didn't miss much while you
were away, save for Perro getting double-teamed like hell from Demon
Jr. and Pentagon, Pentagon avoiding Octagon like the plague, and
Abismo and Ciber not getting involved much in this match.  Finally,
after a power bomb by Pentagon, Demon Jr. hit the Stunner, and got the
pin.  Can't say much about that.

x Demon Jr. beat Perro via the Stunner in 0:06:17

Now things get interesting.  Abismo and Demon Jr. start off, and after
two chops, Demon Jr. tags Pentagon in.  Cibernetico gets cut off by
the ref, and the rudos double team Abismo for a bit.  A pair of
hiptosses by Pentagon, followed by a Mexican armdrag takedown, then a
Russian legsweep.  Pentagon picks Abismo up for a vertical suplex, but
Abismo falls right onto him for a two count.  Spinning power bomb by
Abismo gets two, as Cibernetico and Demon Jr. stare off from opposite
corners of the ring.  Dropkick by Abismo, followed up by a great side
suplex.  Another side suplex attempt by Abismo is countered with
spinning headscissors by Pentagon for two.  A flurry of mounted
punches by Pentagon, as Cibernetico wants a tag.  Pentagon picks
Abismo up...  POWER BOMB!  It's over!  One...  two...  NO!  Two count
only!  Jumping side kick by Pentagon...  Two count!  Demon Jr. and
Pentagon are now stomping away on Abismo Negro, as Cibernetico tries
to break it up.  Ref ain't letting him, however.  Pentagon finally
goes for a cocky cover, and it should be over...  One...  two...
KICKOUT!  WOW!  Pentagon tosses Abismo into the ropes...  DOUBLE
CLOTHESLINE!!!  Both men are down, and Abismo looks at Ciber...  He's
not making the tag?  He's still looking at Ciber...  TAG!  TAG!  TAG!
HE TAGGED CIBER IN!  Ciber grabs Pentagon just before he can reach the
corner, and puts him in position...  CIBERBOMB!!!  Demon Jr. comes
in...  CLOTHESLINE!  Cover on Pentagon...  One...  two...  THREE!!!
LOS VIPERS WIN!

x Cibernetico beat Pentagon via the CiberBomb in 0:12:29

Triangle Match:
Los Vipers (Abismo Negro and Cibernetico) defeated Octagon and Perro
Aguayo and Blue Demon Jr. and Pentagon.
Rating: 1/2*

After the match, Abismo struggled back up to his feet, looked at
Cibernetico, and walked off.  Meanwhile, Ciber looked on at this, then
took the microphone and basically taunted Demon Jr., saying that there
was no way in hell he'll win next week at Verano, and he'll regret
ever "f*cking with Los Vipers!".  Demon Jr. just nods his head, as the
show ends.

Notes:

- Bye, Tzuki.

- Verano card is finalized.  Here it is:

Cibernetico (c) vs. Blue Demon Jr. - Mexican National Heavyweight
Title Match
Octagon vs. Pentagon - Grudge Match
Canek/Ultimo Dragon/Magnum Tokyo/Mr. Niebla vs. El Cobarde/El
Texano/Sangre Chicana/Pierroth Jr. - War Games Cage Match
Negro Casas vs. Gran Apache - 3 Round Boxing Match
El Mosco vs. Super Crazzy - Hair vs. Hair Match
Tzuki vs. Octagoncito vs. Mini Abismo Negro - Mexican National Minis
Title Match
Mr. Niebla/Magnum Tokyo (c) vs. Aguila/Pantera - Mexican National Tag
Team Title Match
UNDERCARD MATCH: Fugaz/Thunderbird/Rey Dragon vs. Moto
Cross/Shiiba/Ultimo Guerrero

- Charly Manson will be leaving AAA for a little while...  and he's
going to WCW on a talent exchange.

- Torneo Cibernetico on the House Show this week.

- Binary may debut in two weeks time...  but he may not be the only
one.