[Dark
Match]: Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
El
Cobarde, Sangre Chicana and Shiiba beat Ludxor, Venum II and
Pantera
2 falls to 0:
x
Shiiba beat Pantera via the Frog Splash in 0:04:45
x
Cobarde beat Pantera via the Powerslam in 0:16:06
Rating:
DUD
(Mascara
Sagrada Jr. no-showed.)
Wow! What a dark match!
Action, suspense, 500 trips to the fast-food
stand... you name it, it
was there!
Welcome to AAA TV!
(Backstage, Mini Konnan is practicing some of his lines...)
MK: OK... Yo, yo, yo,
let me speak on dis... ORALE! ARRIBA LA RAZA!
SOMOS UNOS...
(A pretty young secretary walks in.)
S: Um... Mr. Konnan?
MK: Si, si, chica...
Why don't we go over to my place for supper...
we'll peel some salad and
toss some potatoes... *looks at card* DAMN!
S: Um... You won't
be wrestling as Mini Konnan in AAA.
MK: ...WHAT? Why not?
S: You have a new persona.
Here's the instructions and the suit.
MK: OK... *looks at instructions*
No way! No!
S: Um... The President
ordered you to wear it.
MK: But... *pulls out yellow
suit* This? It's an outrage! This is...
horrible!
S: Did I mention that your
salary is now doubled, Mr. Konnan?
MK: Salary... doubled...
yellow suit... electric mouse... *sits down*
S: Have a nice day, Mr.
Konnan.
MATCH #1: Tzuki
(AAA Debut!) vs. Mini Mosco De La Merced (Los Vipers)
- LIGHTNING MATCH
We knew Tzuki would be a
valuable asset to the company as soon as he
hit Mini Mosco with a corkscrew
plancha before the bell! Back inside
the ring to officially begin
the match, Mini Mosco was begging off,
but Tzuki creamed him with
a series of kicks. A pair of armdrag
takedowns by Tzuki followed,
but he missed a clothesline, allowing
Mini Mosco to take control
with a shoulder block. Mini Mosco hit a
belly-to-belly suplex for
two, followed by a belly-to-back suplex.
Mini Mosco decided to taunt
the crowd at that point... and left his
guard down. He turned
around... spinning backbreaker! Tzuki runs at
Mini Mosco... flying headscissors!
Mini Mosco goes for a low blow,
but Tzuki jumps away, and
almost takes Mini Mosco's head off with a
clothesline! Mini
Mosco's placed on the top rope... Hurricanrana! He
goes for the cover... and
only gets two! Tzuki goes up top, and waits
for Mini Mosco to get up...
and hits a moonsault bodyblock! Mini
Mosco gets up, stunned,
and falls prey to the Crucifix Roll-Up for the
win! Tzuki takes it
in his debut!
[Lightning
Match]:
Tzuki
pinned Mini Mosco De La Merced with the Crucifix Roll-Up in
0:07:51.
Rating:
*
After the match, Cibernetico
came out for an interview, along with
Psicosis. First off,
Psicosis challenged Charly Manson for the
Mexican National Light Heavyweight
Title later on - and not only that,
but Psic wants the match
in a cage! Then, Cibernetico took the
microphone, and said that
he'll ACCEPT the Mask vs. Hair challenge
laid out by Perro Aguayo
for Triplemania - but only if he got to add
some stipulations to it!
Cibernetico says that he wants Perro's
Mexican National Heavyweight
Title on the line! Perro came out, and
accepted, but only if the
match at Triplemania was made a cage match!
Cibernetico gladly accepted.
Perro then told Ciber and Psic to hold
on one second, because he
just heard from the back that Charly Manson
had accepted the title match!
What's more, the AAA Executive
Committee has named Perro
Aguayo as the special referee! What a main
event!
MATCH #2: Ayako
Hamada and Alda Moreno vs. Miss Janeth and Xochitl
Hamada - ONE
FALL
Woo! The ladies came
out flying in this one. It was more of a
technical affair, with Ayako
and Alda trying some high-risk moves, but
Janeth and Xochitl were
one step ahead of them. Ayako did manage to
hit a tope on Janeth, however.
Then, the brawling began. Then, Ayako
had a dizzy Xochitl in position
for a power bomb, but Janeth clipped
Ayako's knee from behind!
Ayako must have pulled something, because
she was rolling around in
pain. Xochitl then showed no mercy on young
Ayako, working on the knee
a bit before locking on a kneelock
submission, and with tears
in her eyes, Ayako had no choice.
Miss
Janeth and Xochitl Hamada defeated Ayako Hamada and Alda Moreno
when
X. Hamada made A. Hamada submit to a kneelock submission in
0:08:56.
Rating:
*
After the match, the rudas
were putting a royal beating on Ayako's
knee, until Alda chased
them off with a chair. Alda checked on Ayako,
who managed to make it to
the back under her own power.
MATCH #3: Mini
Psicosis (Los Mini Vipers) vs. ??? (Mini Konnan) -
LIGHTNING MATCH
Question was, who the hell is Mini Konnan now? Well, here he comes...
Oh, no.
Hell, no.
They didn't... AAA didn't make him change into...
PIKACHU???
PIKACHU! The Pokemon!
The newest mini in AAA! The fans... are
stunned! They don't
know what to do! Cheer, scream... what?
In the back, Mini Psicosis
is laughing his ass off... and fell...
right onto a bench!
He's out cold!
Pikachu was just standing
in the ring, running around, yelling "Pika!
Pika!" while waiting for
his/its opponent.
Finally, La Parkita decided
to face Pikachu, since Mini Psic was out
cold on that bench.
Shame.
Pikachu... actually didn't
look that bad. Sure, it's pretty much a
lock that he's a comedy
character, but this Pokemon was jacked! He
hit a spinning backbreaker
on La Parkita that drew a collective
"ooh..." from the crowd.
Pikachu, after being thrown out of the way,
shouted "PIKA!" and dove
out of the way just in time, as La Parkita
hit hard with a somersault
plancha! A little later on, Pikachu went
for a flip plancha, but
missed... big time. This may be the only
place you'll see Pokemon
bleed. However, Pikachu recovered, and with
La Parkita out after a bodyslam,
Pikachu went up top... PIKA-SAULT!
Problem was, La Parkita
was on the outside, and both minis were down!
Pikachu got up first, and
tossed La Parkita into the ring, missed a
clothesline, and got caught
in... a waistlock takedown? La Parkita
covers... and takes it!
[Lightning
Match]:
La
Parkita pinned Pikachu after a waistlock takedown in 0:08:35.
Rating:
* 1/4
(Mini
Psicosis no-showed.)
Really odd finish.
Pikachu was dazed in the ring for a while, but got
up and screamed, at the
top of his lungs, "PIKACHU!!!" The arena then
went dark, and Pikachu...
has a glow in the dark costume. Cool... I
guess.
(So, let's get the facts
straight. Mini Konnan was hired by AAA, and
had his salary doubled,
but for a purpose. He was given a new
costume, and is now the
Pokemon, Pikachu. As a result, AAA paid
Nintendo... a hell of a
lot of pesos to use the gimmick in Mexico.
After the show, fan reaction
was mixed - some thought Pikachu was
cute, some thought he was
just another mini, and a few wondered what
the hell AAA was smoking
when they came up with this idea.)
(And no, I didn't book this
drunk. I never book drunk. Come to think
of it, I've never been drunk.
Not even on love. You want to talk
about drunk booking, talk
to... the usual suspects. :) Don't look at
me. We'll be bringing
in Meowth, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle,
Poliwag, Caterpie and Vulpix
later on to assist Pikachu, and form a
new stable. Stay tuned
for that.)
(OK, maybe I'm crazy... let's just move on to the next match, OK?)
MATCH #4: ???,
Nemesis and Pentagon vs. May Flowers, Picudo and Nygma
(Los Vatos Locos)
- 2/3 FALLS
Maybe we shouldn't have...
Although ???, the man in black, was in the
ring, he didn't see much
action. Los Vatos Locos were using this as a
tune-up for Triplemania.
Pentagon wasn't doing so bad, and assisted
Nemesis with a quick first
fall with a flying elbowdrop-splash combo,
but afterwards... Pentagon
came out? We had two Pentagon's staring at
each other... and after
they started fighting, we didn't know who was
who. One Pentagon
hit another one with a chair, knocking him out...
and then he was rolled into
the ring, so Picudo could smash him over
the head with a bottle of
Corona for the fall. Then, Pentagon's MASK
fell off... OCTAGON!
He got belted with the chair and the bottle!
The real Pentagon ran in,
and was the victim of a triple-team attack
by Los Vatos Locos.
Nemesis kept trying to run in for the save, but
the mystery man kept holding
him back! WTF? Finally, the REAL
Pentagon was held down by
Flowers and Picudo, as Nygma hit his Flying
Splash. That did it.
Two-out-of-three-Falls
Match:
Los
Vatos Locos (May Flowers, Nygma and Picudo) beat
???,
Nemesis and Pentagon 2 falls to 1:
x
Nemesis beat Nygma via a flying elbowdrop in 0:03:52
x
Picudo beat Pentagon via his special move in 0:08:24
x
Nygma beat Pentagon via the Flying Splash in 0:16:17
Rating:
* 1/4
MATCH #5: Aguila
and Mr. Niebla vs. Abismo Negro and Mosco De La
Merced (c) (Los
Vipers) - MEXICAN NATIONAL TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Great match! Both teams
put on a great show. Several near-falls in
this one, with a good mix
of brawling and aerial skill. Los Vipers
had the match in hand, until
Abismo picked up Aguila for... a
TOMBSTONE! Not again!
Abismo set him up... but Picudo came out and
hit Abismo with a chair
from behind! Aguila quickly locked Abismo in
an armbar, and we had new
champions! Mosco immediately got onto the
microphone, and warned Los
Vatos Locos that at Triplemania, they
wouldn't get out alive.
Ooh, I'm scared. No, I really am. Anyways,
Tropicasas didn't see the
interference, so this decision stands.
Aguila
and Mr. Niebla defeated Los Vipers (Mosco De La Merced and
Abismo
Negro) when Aguila made A. Negro submit to an armbar submission
in
0:19:21.
Rating:
***
(Aguila
and Mr. Niebla won the Mexican National Tag Team Titles.)
MATCH #6: Charly
Manson (c) (Los Vatos Locos) vs. Psicosis (Los Vipers) - CAGE
MATCH FOR THE
MEXICAN NATIONAL LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
Perro let a lot of stuff
go in this mask. Mask ripping, hair pulling,
low blows... you name it.
At one point, Psicosis went for his Flying
Legdrop from the top of
the CAGE... but missed! So, Manson waited for
Psic to get up, and he hit
a Bullet Dropkick! Manson tried to climb
the cage, but Mosco climbed
up and pushed Manson off! With both men
bleeding, Psicosis got up
first, climbed the cage, and took the win!
NEW CHAMPION! And
here come Los Vatos Locos and Los Vipers!
Cage
Match with Special Referee Perro Aguayo:
Psicosis
defeated Charly Manson by escaping the cage in 0:14:30.
Rating:
* 3/4
(Psicosis
won the Mexican National Light Heavyweight Title.)
Well, we had one hell of
a brawl going on now! The cage was raised,
but Los Vatos Locos and
Los Vipers were going at it like they were
possessed - and poor Perro
was in the middle of it all... and got hit
with the CIBERBOMB!
That was no mistake! Cibernetico dragged Perro
to the back, as officials
ran in to break up this little party, and
the show ended.
Triplemania VII Card (As of June 16, 1999):
Pentagon vs. Octagon - Mask vs. Mask
Perro Aguayo (c) vs. Cibernetico
- Mexican National Heavyweight Title
Match - Cage Match - Mask
vs. Hair
Los Vatos Locos vs. Los Vipers
- Mexican National Atomicos Tag Team
Title Match - SPECIAL STIPULATION:
Falls-Count-Anywhere Match
Mini Abismo Negro (c) vs.
Octagoncito - Mexican National Minis Title
Match
JUST ADDED: Tzuki and Pikachu
vs. Mini Mosco De La Merced and Mini
Psicosis
JUST ADDED: Xochitl Hamada vs. Ayako Hamada
PLUS: The mystery man has
thrown out a challenge for any wrestler in
ANY organization!
Also, he promises to reveal himself at Triplemania!
The show's just a little over one week away! Don't miss it!