[Dark Match]: Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Angel Mortal and Shiiba beat Chivas Rayadas 2 falls to 1:
x A. Mortal beat Chiva #1 via the Power Bomb in 0:13:52
x Chiva #2 beat Shiiba via an inside cradle in 0:22:03
x Shiiba beat Chiva #2 via an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle in
0:23:06
Rating: * 3/4

Not much to say about this dark match.  Standard fare from both teams.  Mortal cut off Chiva #1 during the third fall, which allowed Shiiba to hit a low blow on Chiva #2 and then drop the elbow for the rudo win.

AAA TV - From Monterrey, Mexico.

Some clips were shown of the Cibernetico vs. Canek match from last week, and of the Abismo Negro/Aguila incident, where Abismo blatantly hit Aguila with a Tombstone (Aguila's second in less than a week, both by Abismo) in a singles match.  This led to the AAA Executive Committee making some interesting decisions for tonight's show...

(In the Viper locker room - all except Cibernetico are present.)

Psicosis: *reading*  "The AAA Executive Committee, after review of the events of the past week's television show, in accordance with the Commission, blah, blah, blah, has ordered the following contests to take place tonight:  First, Abismo Negro must face Discovery and Ludxor... IN A HANDICAP MATCH???"
Abismo: WHAT???  That's unfair!  They can't do this to me!
Mosco: Relax, Abismo.  It's Discovery and Ludxor - you have a fair chance.
Abismo: That's easy for you to say, Mosco!  DAMN!  *sigh*  What else?
Psicosis: As well, the Committee has ordered a special...  ROYAL RUMBLE FOR TONIGHT???  "The participants shall be Mosco De La Merced, Psicosis, Histeria, Cibernetico, Perro Aguayo, Negro Casas, Blue Demon Jr. and Canek.  The match can stop if only tecnicos or rudos remain in the ring at the end.  A new participant shall enter every two minutes."  DAMN!  What the hell is this crap?
Shock: Boy, Ciber's going to be pissed...
Psic: Don't worry about him.  We need to formulate a plan for tonight.

*door knocks*

Mosco: I'll see who it is.
Psic: I mean... this is unfair!  What if all four of those bastards are in against one of us?
Abismo: I don't know - I'm not in the match.
Histeria: Yeah, but we ARE!
Abismo: Point taken.
Mosco: Look who's back!

*Maniaco enters the room*

All: MANIACO!
Maniaco: Well, I'm back from my vacation... what did I miss?
Psic: Um...  We'll discuss that later, alright?
Maniaco: OK...  Where's Ciber?
Abismo: He's out with his "lady friends".
Shock: Probably. *yawn*  He'll be here soon.
Maniaco: I see...
Histeria: Other than that, we've been screwed over.
Maniaco: How?
Psicosis: Well...

Well, Los Vipers certainly have their work cut out for them tonight, with those matches.  As well, Maniaco makes his AAA return tonight against Pantera, and coming up next, Los Mini Vipers are in action against La Parkita, Peso, and Octagoncito!

MATCH #1: Octagoncito, Peso and La Parkita vs. Mini Psicosis, Mini Abismo Negro and Mini Mosco De La Merced (Los Mini Vipers) - ONE FALL

Here's the stips: One fall, and if anyone on the tecnico team pins anyone on the rudo team, they get a shot at Mini Abismo Negro's Mexican National Minis Title.

Every mini was in the ring at the start of the match, and the first sequence was composed of some reversals, and Mini Mosco and Peso both being pushed off the top turnbuckle.  A little later on, La Parkita reversed Mini Psic's German suplex into one of his own, but couldn't keep him down.  Mini Abismo then came in and hit a power bomb, but his Splash Mountain attempt was countered with an elbowsmash by Parkita.  Peso then came in, and both tecs chopped away at Mini Psic, then hit a double bodyslam onto the rudo.  Mini Psic then regained the advantage with a clothesline, and hit the Flying Legdrop, but Octagoncito made the save!  Mini Abismo tagged in, and the rivals went at it, with Octagoncito having the advantage.  Octacito hit two consecutive dropkicks, but couldn't keep Abismo down!  Then, Abismo knocked down Octacito and went for a moonsault, but Octacito put his knees up!  Mini Psic and Peso were tagged in, and some nice teamwork was shown by the tecnicos, as Octagoncito bodyslammed Mini Psic, followed by Peso hitting a flying cross body for a near fall.  Peso hit a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Mini Psic rallied, and after an eye gouge, hit a huge Splash Mountain, but Peso put his foot on the ropes!  Mini Psic then tried a power bomb, but Peso reversed it into a rana for a two count!  Both wrestlers run into the ropes...  DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!  Both men were down, and Peso got up first, but Mini Mosco connected with a dropkick!  Mini Psic then went up top... FLYING LEGDROP!!!  One, two, THREE!!!  LOS RUDOS!!!

Los Mini Vipers (Mini Abismo Negro, Mini Psicosis and Mini Mosco De La Merced) defeated Octagoncito, La Parkita and Peso when Mini Psicosis pinned Peso with the Flying Legdrop in 0:11:37.
Rating: **

Afterwards, all six minis brawled on the outside until officials broke up the mess.  Peso challenged Mini Abismo to a mask vs. mask match, but Mini Abismo laughed off the challenge and walked to the back.

Some film was shown of Cibernetico arriving at the arena, and Maniaco greeting him and informing him about the decisions made by the Committee.  Well...  Judging from the speed of a folding chair as Ciber grabbed it and tossed it down the hallway, he wasn't too happy.

Mr. Niebla!  He debuts!  Next!

MATCH #2: Mr. Niebla (AAA Debut!), La Parka Jr. and Venum II vs. Abeja Africana, Heavy Dracula and Kickboxer - 2/3 FALLS

One of those matches that was cut for TV time constraints...  Highlights were shown of the first two falls, however.  Fall one was mainly between Venum II and Abeja, as the tecnico caught Abeja by surprise and hit a Frankensteiner for the quick pin.  The second fall was dominated by the rudos, as Heavy Dracula hit Venum II with his Legdrop, and Abeja followed up with one of his own for the victory.

The third fall saw the debut of Mr. Niebla.  Niebla looked pretty good - he managed to make an impression by hitting Heavy Dracula with a moonsault, and then hit a picture-perfect flying dropkick onto Abeja.  A waistlock suplex by Niebla almost kept Abeja down, but not quite.  So, Niebla tried his Frankensteiner, but Kickboxer made the save with a BRUTAL kick to Niebla's back.  Kickboxer picked Niebla up and knocked him down with a spin kick, and all Abeja had to do was hit his falling splash!  Rudos go 2 for 2 tonight!

Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Kickboxer, Abeja Africana and Heavy Dracula beat
Mr. Niebla, Venum II and La Parka Jr. 2 falls to 1:
x Venum II beat A. Africana via a Frankensteiner in 0:06:03
x A. Africana beat Venum II via a legdrop in 0:14:14
x A. Africana beat Mr. Niebla via the Flying Splash in 0:29:42
Rating: * 1/4

The audience gave Mr. Niebla a nice hand for his efforts, but clearly, he wasn't that impressed.  He got on the mic and challenged Kickboxer to a match, next week!  Will he accept?

We then got a video package of the Octagon/Pentagon feud, and understand that Pentagon has an announcement to make next week...

MATCH #3: Pantera vs. Maniaco (Los Vipers) - ONE FALL

Maniaco hasn't been in action for a while, so it'll be interesting to see if he's at 100%.  Pantera's had a nice debut in AAA so far, and is undefeated, with a win and a draw.

Pantera wasted no time, jumping on Maniaco right away with a moonsault!  Pantera followed up with a dropkick, and got a two count early on.  Pantera went for a second moonsault, but Maniaco got his knees up, and went right on the attack!  Maniaco started to chop and punch Pantera, then choked Pantera on the ropes until he was threatened with disqualification.  Maniaco put Pantera in position, and nailed a tiger driver for a two count!  Maniaco then tried a power bomb, but it yielded the same effect.  Maniaco flashed the Vipers sign to the crowd, which was exactly the break that Pantera needed.  After a dropkick from behind, Pantera set Maniaco up on the top rope, and hit a top-rope Frankensteiner!  Pantera then connected with a back heel kick, and went for another Frankensteiner, but Maniaco anticipated it and rocked Pantera with a power bomb!  Pantera then tried a Northern Lights suplex, but could only get two!  Then, Pantera tried another top-rope Frankensteiner, but ended up with the same result!  A flying sunset flip by Pantera?  Another two count!  Maniaco just wouldn't stay down!  Finally, both wrestlers crashed into each other with a double clothesline, and Maniaco got up first.  Pantera was groggy, and after a power bomb, Maniaco hit a slingshot elbowdrop, but Pantera put his foot on the ropes!  Maniaco then decided to end this, and connected with his Flying Dropkick.  Welcome to AAA, Pantera.

Maniaco pinned Pantera with the Flying Dropkick in 0:08:16.
Rating: * 3/4

MATCH #4: Discovery and Ludxor vs. Abismo Negro (Los Vipers) - HANDICAP MATCH

Our first of two main-events saw Abismo Negro in deep trouble.  Discovery AND Ludxor were his opponents.  Uh-oh...

Well, this one was pretty simple to describe.  When the fighting was one-on-one, Abismo dominated.  In fact, if it wasn't for Discovery, Ludxor would have gotten pinned 90 seconds in after a Sky Flying Senton.  However, when the tecnicos double-teamed the rudo, Abismo was pretty much doomed.  If this wasn't punishment, I don't know what is.

After some highlights, we cut to the 12th minute.  Ludxor and Discovery both pick up Abismo with ease, and drop him to the mat with a double bodyslam.  As soon as the referee sent Ludxor back to the corner, Abismo fouled Discovery!  A low blow!  Abismo tossed Discovery outside the ring, and followed up with a vertical suplex.  Discovery was whipped into the guardrail, then tossed back into the ring.  Abismo connected with a spinning power bomb, then signaled for the finish!  The referee checked on Discovery, and Abismo, behind his back, cut off Ludxor by nailing him with a punt to the groin!  Abismo went up top, and was a very lucky man.  The Sky Flying Senton hit, and the rudos have gone 4-for-4 tonight.  More importantly, Abismo got out alive.

Handicap-Match:
Abismo Negro defeated Discovery and Ludxor when A. Negro pinned
Discovery with the Sky Flying Senton in 0:15:55.
Rating: ***

MAIN EVENT: "ROYAL RUMBLE" MATCH: Perro Aguayo, Negro Casas, Canek and Blue Demon Jr. vs. Cibernetico, Histeria, Mosco De La Merced and Psicosis

Rules were simple.  Two people start off, another person comes in every two minutes, match stops when all 4 members of one team have been eliminated by being tossed over the top rope onto the floor.

x Perro Sr. and Histeria started out.

Perro Aguayo and Histeria drew #1 and #2, respectively, and started off.  Perro missed a dropkick, and Histeria took him down with a bodyslam.  Aguayo blocked Histeria's Bow and Arrow Submission, and hit some clotheslines before...

x Negro Casas entered at 0:02:00

...Casas entered.  Histeria went right at Casas, who responded with a stiff double-axhandle chop.  Histeria rebounded with a clothesline, but Perro saved Casas from being eliminated.  Perro and Casas both dropkicked Histeria, and Casas grabbed the Viper, and tossed him over the top rope!

x N. Casas threw out Histeria in 0:03:30

Both tecnicos got a chance to catch their breath for a few seconds, until...

x Mosco De La Merced entered at 0:04:00

...they met Mosco.  Mosco went right after Perro, and dominated until Casas helped Perro reverse a vertical suplex by Mosco.  Perro punched away at Mosco, who caught Perro by surprise with a stiff kick to the ribs, followed by a spin kick.  Mosco then clotheslined Casas, and was doing reasonably well when the buzzer rang...

x Blue Demon Jr. entered at 0:06:00

...but that had to stop.  Mosco was now outnumbered 3-1!  Mosco pretty much had no chance in hell.  He managed to weaken Demon Jr. with some kicks, but Perro and Casas attacked from behind, and all three started to push Mosco over the top rope...  with Negro giving Mosco the final push.

x N. Casas threw out Merced in 0:07:38

Back in the Viper locker room...

Ciber:  DAMN!
Abismo: Electro, go with Psic to the ring.  There's no rules in this, so soften them up!
Electro Shock: Right!  *exits with Psicosis*

x Psicosis entered at 0:08:00

And here they come!  Shock dragged Casas under the ropes and they went at it, but Shock's influence in this match ended rather rapidly after Casas slammed him into the cornerpost, then over the guardrail into a pile of chairs!  Security took care of him after that.  However, while Psic went at it with Demon Jr., he went into his pocket for something...  what the hell???  Demon Jr. just got punched and went over the top rope!  Psic put on brass knuckles and made it a 2-on-1!

x Psicosis threw out Demon Jr. after a punch in 0:08:45

After that, a shocked Perro went after Psicosis, but flew right into Psic's loaded fist!  Psic discarded the knuckles after that, and pretty much had no problem taking Aguayo down with a suplex, then tossing him up and over!  Psic and Casas are in the ring now!

x Psicosis threw out Perro Sr. in 0:09:34

Nothing much happened between Psic and Casas, with Casas hitting a back suplex right before the buzzer rang...

x Cibernetico entered at 0:10:00

...and right before Los Vipers had their first advantage of the night!  Pretty boring part of the match, as Los Vipers beat on Casas, until he hit Ciber and Psic with forearms, staggering the rudos when the final buzzer rang...

x Canek entered at 0:12:00

...and by process of elimination, it's Canek!  This began the longest sequence of the match, going over 8 minutes.  Ciber and Psic got along for the most part, but did exchange some words at one point...  Finally, they paired off, and it was Canek vs. Psic, and Ciber vs. Negro.  Psic knocked down Canek, and went for his Flying Legdrop, but Casas shook the ropes, and Psic crotched himself!  Canek managed to grab Psic, and hit him with a belly-to-belly suplex, which was powerful enough to eliminate Psic!

x Canek threw out Psicosis after a belly-to-belly suplex in 0:20:33

However, everything wasn't going so well on the other end, where Cibernetico was dominating Casas, who was fatigued after going almost 20 minutes.  Ciber hit the CiberBomb with ease, and after one toss, we were down to the same two men who were in last week's main event, Canek and Cibernetico!

x Cibernetico threw out N. Casas after the CiberBomb in 0:21:19

Ciber wasted no time in going after Canek, hitting a kick to the groin right away!  Ciber went for a Gorilla Press, and Canek managed to block the move...  but couldn't block the CIBERBOMB!!!  Canek was out!  Cibernetico hinted at throwing Canek out... but put him in position, and delivered another CiberBomb!  Come on!  Cibernetico connected with a legdrop, then took an unconscious Canek and leaned him against the ropes, ran, and clotheslined him over the top rope!  Los Vipers (specifically, Cibernetico) win it!  LOS RUDOS!!!

x Cibernetico threw out Canek after a clothesline in 0:23:59

No-Countout-No-DQ-8-Man Royal Rumble:
Cibernetico won an 8-man Royal Rumble.
Rating: -** 3/4

Afterwards, Ciber put Canek in position for a third CiberBomb onto the concrete...  NO!  HE HIT IT!  Abismo Negro ran out, and the two Vipers kicked Canek for a bit, and Abismo picked Canek up...  NO!  HE'S IN POSITION FOR A TOMBSTONE!!!  Abismo holds him...  and PERRO AGUAYO MAKES THE SAVE!  Los Vipers sprinted out from the back!  Casas, Demon Jr., Aguila, Pantera, Discovery, Charly Manson, Heavy Metal, Heavy Dracula, Shiiba, Nemesis...  Almost everyone ran out from the back!  We had a huge brawl on our hands, and it was every man for himself!!!  People were going over the top rope, getting thrown into guardrails...  AGUILA HIT A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ONTO MANSON AND DRACULA!!!  Cibernetico hit Discovery with a CIBERBOMB!!!  Abismo put Pantera in position for a Tombstone, but Shiiba kicked Abismo from behind!  Things have gotten out of hand!  Oh, my god...  Join us next week, for another episode of AAA TV!  We are out of time!